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Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:46 am
 

Hmmm. I think that's what it says...



































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1. The back of the shirt reads "Subtlety is highly overrated".
2. When their equipment didn't arrive in time for the competition, the team was forced to cut up it's stereotypical picnic blanket to use as swimsuits. Not everyone was in favor of the plan, though. As you can tell, Ted really loved having picnics.
3. "What? Parking space is tight in China."
4. Hmm... Why do lesbians like kangaroos? This is like some kind of riddle or something. Dang... Now I'll be thinking about it all day.
5. Coach: "No, Gonzalez... For the last time, you should have gone to the bathroom before the game. And put your freaking hand down! You're 32 years old, for Pete's sake, and you're not even in a classroom!"
Comments

Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Consuela (photo #1) was all smiles as her friend told her Ferdinando (photo #5) obviously had her on his head from the looks of his pregame tv appearance, but Jorge (photo #2) just knew it was Juan (also photo #2) Fedinando (photo #5) was thinking of since he couldn't have him, but Juan (photo #2) couldn't stop thinking of LaKeisha (photo #3) and how he just wanted to get in her car (photo #3) and drive away.  Although he wouldn't exactly know how to explain that to his fiance', Sophie (photo #4), who was a blow up doll marketer currently advertising her new Aussie line.  Ironically, Ferdinando (photo #5) was her first customer and his shipment arrived last evening...hmmmm....that explains alot.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#5:  Unbeknownst to fans, Enrico's (#6) pit stench had rendered Juan (#10) unconscious.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#1 - This one time, at band camp...

#5 - While singing their traditional song of Heigh Ho, the never mentioned retarded eighth dwarf asks another dumb question and is pummelled to death by Grumpy.  Doc couldn't save him.




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#3: Dangit!  I hate when coach enters me the the Bedrock Buggy Race!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#5  When asked who was involved in blowing enough d!#k paste to wall paper the showers, Enrico was the only team member to admit guilt since his evidence was obviously conclusive.
 



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

5.  As Horshack:  "Ooooh!!! ooooh!!!! Mr. Kot-ter!!!!"



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1.  What my ex-girlfriend thought she looked like after a couple glasses of wine....



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1)  She's a C-cup in the chest, but her nose is a double-D.

2)  You could easily spot the Italian water polo team as their uniforms were loosely based on the table cloths at Italian bistros throughout their home country.

3)  During the 2008 Olympics there has been great incentive to finish anything other than last in the track and field events, due to the new policy of carting the ulimate race loser off the track in a refurbished Shriner's parade mini-car.

4)  Australian officials wanted their athletes to feel supported, but with the attendance at events dwindling, they had to resort to drastic measures to get the seats filled.

5)  Jose raised his hand to the one question he finally knew the answer to:  "Who farted?"




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

4.  Kanga and Roo try to hold seats for Tigger, Eeyore, and Winnie the Pooh but has to give them up when they don't show.  Evidently, Pooh-Bear didn't take well to sesame chicken and had to stay at the hotel with a case of his own namesake.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 2:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#4:  Those frisky aussie women are very creative as apparent with Sophie and her blowup dubbed RooRee as they give a whole new twist to playing footsie.


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