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Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:46 am
 

Hmmm. I think that's what it says...



































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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 12
2. NFL-Solomon 11
3. kwelly 7
3. Train Derailer 7
4. jzinger34 4
4. Hoosier Mick 4
4. TJ4499 4
5. YU Tennisballs 3
5. Warped Mind 3
5. randomname5 3
6. Vamos_JK 2
6. reed8992 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Sunnysidez86 2
7. Strictly Butta 1
7. Jellydonut 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Charle76 1
7. Fanat5280 1
7. axeman 1
7. ktopp24 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax 1
7. BigJimSlade29 1
7. scott00049 1
7. STRANGE 1
7. Coach Bib13 1
7. EGOB 1
7. mikeyfan1599 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. The back of the shirt reads "Subtlety is highly overrated".
2. When their equipment didn't arrive in time for the competition, the team was forced to cut up it's stereotypical picnic blanket to use as swimsuits. Not everyone was in favor of the plan, though. As you can tell, Ted really loved having picnics.
3. "What? Parking space is tight in China."
4. Hmm... Why do lesbians like kangaroos? This is like some kind of riddle or something. Dang... Now I'll be thinking about it all day.
5. Coach: "No, Gonzalez... For the last time, you should have gone to the bathroom before the game. And put your freaking hand down! You're 32 years old, for Pete's sake, and you're not even in a classroom!"
Comments

Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

#5) - When asked if mom was totally off her rocker, NFL-Solomon was the only one to raise his hand. 




Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

Picture #1 -- The news camera once again caught Tinker Bell out on the town for a wild night...this time showing off her glow while dancing on the head of her gal pal Consuela who looked like she could do a little "pixie dust" of her own.  (Just think happy thoughts and you can fly honey)

Picture #2 -- The whole team looked shocked and despondent after Marco popped Enrique in the lip and confiscated all the team's towels away...some guys don't like getting that joking snap on the buttocks after a win. 

Picture #3 -- Mariana had trained hard, but as she climbed into her vehicle prior to the race, the reality was still that the German team she faced had taken home the checkered in the Power Wheels 250 for 3 years running.

Picture #4 -- After having Mattel impose a 50 yard restraining order against her so she could not get to another Tickle Me Elmo, Stephanie took her inanimate creature fetish to an inflated level last Tuesday.

Picture #5 -- A not so beneficial aspect of Tomas' long thick locks, was his inability to make out what the coach was saying when he asked for volunteers to Clean out the Sh!tter. 




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

5) "Coach, I can't play as #9 - you said I was going to be #6!?! But when I look down at my shirt or shorts I am #9!?!



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

5.  A team mug-shot was averted when Paul finally admitted to spiking the referree's water bottle.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

4.  An unidentified Aussie is forced to bring in her "passenger" that she used to get into the carpool lane.  In order to further fool the Beijing traffic cops, she bought the kangaroo a hotdog.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

2.  The olympic swimteam, brought to you by Pizza Hut.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

2.  guy in the back:  "hmmm he's looking mighty fine in them trunks"    
;    guy in the middle:  "hmmmm he's looking mighty fine in them trunks"  guy down below " hmmmm......"




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

1.  Madonna, celebrating her 50th birthday, still draws attention but needs a little help from Bob's T-Shirt Shop.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

3.  Olympic Mario Cart



Since: Jul 30, 2008
Posted on: August 21, 2008 12:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline

2- Team Pizza Hut was left down and disheartened when they finished last once again in the annual Restaurant Relays.  I guess you could say they failed to bring home the bacon...



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