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Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

Posted on: August 22, 2008 11:51 am
 

Can you believe that this guy won the match?



































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August Scoreboard

1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 7
3. Train Derailer 7
4. jzinger34 5
4. TJ4499 5
5. Hoosier Mick 4
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. Warped Mind 3
6. randomname5 3
6. River_Rat 3
7. Vamos_JK 2
7. reed8992 2
7. Waldocruise 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
8. Strictly Butta 1
8. Jellydonut 1
8. Meat Supply 1
8. Charle76 1
8. Fanat5280 1
8. axeman 1
8. ktopp24 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax 1
8. BigJimSlade29 1
8. scott00049 1
8. STRANGE 1
8. Coach Bib13 1
8. EGOB 1
8. mikeyfan1599 1
8. Syd Lash 1
8. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!"
2. "Does erectile dysfunction have you down?"
3. Yeah, um... I, I mean WE, are going to need your phone number... You know, so we can like, call you if your event gets cancelled or something... No, seriously, what are you doing Saturday night?
4. Despite the tattoos, the pink camouflage made Kelly completely invisible while shopping at DEB or Clair's Boutique.
5. Ha! 42 tickets? That's nothing... You should have seen how many Mr. Myagi got half an hour ago, and he was using CHOPSTICKS!
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

LOL... That's great! I may have to steal that one for myself, there are so many places that could come in handy!



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 25, 2008 10:03 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

Just thought I'd share this.

A post from another thread where people were somewhat badmouthing Carl Pavano's injury proneness.

"C'mon guys we should be nice to him.  If he reads this he'll have his feelings hurt...which will require season ending surgery."

ya gotta love it. 




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: August 25, 2008 7:14 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

Thanks Joe!



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 24, 2008 10:18 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

Looks like I actually posted two winners for the set. I'll give you a point too, TJ.I thought it was a tie.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 23, 2008 1:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

Looks like I actually posted two winners for the set. I'll give you a point too, TJ.

August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 9
4. Train Derailer 8
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
7. Hoosier Mick 4
8. YU Tennisballs 3
8. Warped Mind 3
8. randomname5 3
8. Mister Peabody 3
8. River_Rat 3
9. Vamos_JK 2
9. reed8992 2
9. Waldocruise 2
9. Sunnysidez86 2
9. Syd Lash 2
9. EagleMtnAirtax 2
10. Strictly Butta 1
10. Jellydonut 1
10. Meat Supply 1
10. Charle76 1
10. Fanat5280 1
10. axeman 1
10. ktopp24 1
10. BigJimSlade29 1
10. scott00049 1
10. STRANGE 1
10. Coach Bib13 1
10. EGOB 1
10. mikeyfan1599 1
10. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Mar 24, 2008
Posted on: August 23, 2008 12:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

#1 - "Let's see, if I had a watch, I got pinned in 8 seconds flat".
#2 - "I've thought about a toupee but perhaps a thong "?
#3 - MISS PRETZEL 2008
#4 - "Give me 20 bucks for the shirt or else I'm takin' off the shorts"!
#5 - "Houston,  We've got a problem".



Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: August 23, 2008 10:32 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

1.  Hey everybody! I'm Rocky Balboa!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 23, 2008 1:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!


Mister Peabody
1. "Hey yo, Paulie, what time we got you know resavashuns for dat burger joint uptown cuz you know this beatin is makin me hungry and i'm gonna need yous to drive n stuff cuz i'm not feelin so good right now and that kid he's you know buggin me about the place wit the clown and toy cars in the kiddie meal cuz their fun to play with cuz i remembuh when i was a kid i had one and it was great n all but it was easy to lose kinda like this match ya know cuz right now i should be tryin to win but it's hard like tryin to find that car like you know the one i drove here in the parkin lot cuz i can never remember where i parked or find the keys cuz i'm always leavin 'em somewhere where i can't find 'em just like my fake teeth that i gotta wear cuz this guy keeps knockin 'em out........."


Syd Lash
2. Not even cheap hookers could ease his pain of having to read more and more captions.

kwelly
3 - "Katie saved money by praticing self-proctology."

Train Derailer
4) Somewhere Skeletor just became aroused.

kwelly
5. "The goggles, they do nothing!"



EagleMTnAirtax
EUREKA:

1. Gregor discovers that while this might be Greco-Roman wrestiling, thumbs down at the end of a match does not imply death.
2. Henri discovers that blubber does not help a person swim faster, while it might work for whales.
3. Susette discovers a tear in the back of her pantyhose, right where the bend in the knee is.
4. Natasha discovers the loving note that her parents wrote to her before the olympics while celebrating US Gold.
5. Wi Wok Had discovers there is more to life than 18 hour work days, unfortunately his idea of fun is a little skewed.
Not knowing what else to do with them he was later seen at the Beer Garden wearing a little ISHADOW, ICINCH, IHEADBAND, ILINER, ISTICK. Needless to say the Biggest Redneck is usually the winner of the First in the Hospital contest as well.


TJ4499
...and at the Tampax test center...

1. absorbency tests for alternate uses
2. just add water absorbency tests
3. "not so fresh feeling" deodorancy tests
4. athletic ruggedness wear tests
5. alternate use for used wrappers tests

August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 9
4. Train Derailer 8
5. jzinger34 5
5. TJ4499 5
6. Hoosier Mick 4
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Mister Peabody 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Waldocruise 2
8. Sunnysidez86 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. ktopp24 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. Coach Bib13 1
9. EGOB 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: August 23, 2008 12:32 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

1. Man, you kiddin me? That Rocky punkass stuff only works in the movies.

2. Too much flesh... must get grip on self.  I'm a coach, I'm a coach, I'm a coach

3. If that pop was me, I'm in trouble

4. Finally I'll make enough in endorsements to do the other side

5. Must get grand prize Yao autograph bball




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 22, 2008 9:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

1.  Harry had a wicked bad sleep walking problem.  He always came home battered and beat up but had a slew of medals and awards to his credit including a Rodeo Championship and a 2nd place finish in the World Series of Poker.


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