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Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:56 am
 



































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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 9
4. Train Derailer 8
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
7. Hoosier Mick 4
8. YU Tennisballs 3
8. Warped Mind 3
8. randomname5 3
8. Mister Peabody 3
8. River_Rat 3
9. Vamos_JK 2
9. reed8992 2
9. Waldocruise 2
9. Sunnysidez86 2
9. Syd Lash 2
9. EagleMtnAirtax 2
10. Strictly Butta 1
10. Jellydonut 1
10. Meat Supply 1
10. Charle76 1
10. Fanat5280 1
10. axeman 1
10. ktopp24 1
10. BigJimSlade29 1
10. scott00049 1
10. STRANGE 1
10. Coach Bib13 1
10. EGOB 1
10. mikeyfan1599 1
10. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. The real reason that normal humans are afraid of giants.
2. ...and after that, the rule against tucking the bottom of your shorts in to your waistband would forever be know as the "Nigel Pinchely statute of twig and berries etiquette".
3. The soccer ball tattoo wasn't half as shocking as the size.
4. That's not cool. Rainbow-colored freak beavers are among the rarest animals on Earth, and using their pelt for a hat is definitely against the law.
5. "Oh sure, Frank! Just drink the rest of the Power Aid. You know I chipped in a quarter for that?!
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 26, 2008 9:12 am
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

In one of these columns there is an insert box (those colored boxes), with your name and avatar. Check it out, and let me know if you can't find it.

Found it dude, Thanks!!  But I didn't see yours in there, or are you Lessie Visser in disguise?




Since: Aug 31, 2006
Posted on: August 26, 2008 2:30 am
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

#1 "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips, Your trying hard not to show it, baby, but baby I know it. You've lost that loving feeling, woa that loving feeling"

#2 "Dude, shut up, cameltoe.com paid me a million for this"

#3 Beckhams audition for dancing with the stars

#4 "What do you mean no, what are you gay?"

#5 "Stop trying to hide the wetspot dude, we all know you pissed your pants"




Since: Aug 17, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 12:48 am
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

1.) Yao, you are FAB-U-LOUS.

2.)I could barely keep my knickers on and you have got a bloody long sleeve shirt... and where are your socks?

3.)David Beckham the hypnotist... stare into the ball, reapeat after me "I still like the spice girls"...

4.)Ghief Illiniwek gone eurotrash

5.)stupid pit crew always right... "your left rear tire is low, bring it in" stupid...pit crew.

5--part II--.)Boy, we really suck!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 26, 2008 12:21 am
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

Train Derailer
1) When Yao received the team memo instructing him to kiss as many opposing players during the game as possible, he complied like any good Chinese citizen would. But the memo was later found to be a fake, written by one "Porny McGayporn", the same author of the memo to the Hungarian wrestling team which showed up nude to several events.

kwelly
2 - "After fixing his shorts, Ruperts then untucked his shirt so it looked like he wasn't wearing any pants.

Sunnysidez86
3. Now for my famous ping pong ball trick!

Waldocruise
#4 - Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my fiance. Mom, don't cry. Why are you crying mom?

Hoosier Mick
5) After completing the grueling task of producing witty captions for public consumption (which has gotten so competitive that safety gear is now required), (from left) kwelly, NFL-Solomon (obviously happy with the work he's done), Waldocruise, Train Derailer and turbozo, eagerly await Joe's decision!


Coach Bib13
How to. . .

1. Move in for the first kiss.
2. Lower your sperm count
3. Get pushed while you're close- to- the- eeeedge. . . and not lose your head ha-ha-ha-haha
4. wear 3 hairstyles at the same time. . .and still look hot
5. fail your safety class

Train Derailer
1) When Yao received the team memo instructing him to kiss as many opposing players during the game as possible, he complied like any good Chinese citizen would. But the memo was later found to be a fake, written by one "Porny McGayporn", the same author of the memo to the Hungarian wrestling team which showed up nude to several events.

kwelly
2 - "After fixing his shorts, Ruperts then untucked his shirt so it looked like he wasn't wearing any pants.

Sunnysidez86
3. Now for my famous ping pong ball trick!

Waldocruise
#4 - Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my fiance. Mom, don't cry. Why are you crying mom?

Hoosier Mick
5) After completing the grueling task of producing witty captions for public consumption (which has gotten so competitive that safety gear is now required), (from left) kwelly, NFL-Solomon (obviously happy with the work he's done), Waldocruise, Train Derailer and turbozo, eagerly await Joe's decision!


Coach Bib13
How to. . .

1. Move in for the first kiss.
2. Lower your sperm count
3. Get pushed while you're close- to- the- eeeedge. . . and not lose your head ha-ha-ha-haha
4. wear 3 hairstyles at the same time. . .and still look hot
5. fail your safety class

August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 10
4. Train Derailer 9
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 5
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Mister Peabody 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. Coach Bib13 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. ktopp24 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 12:09 am
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

OK Joe, have a look, but be gentle, it's my first time.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

Hey Joe!!

I was on vacation last week. Did you guys ever pick the winners for Sports Appreciation Day?

Yeah, man. Yours was in the mix, too.


In one of these columns there is an insert box (those colored boxes), with your name and avatar. Check it out, and let me know if you can't find it. Sadurtimes, momluvsfootball, pittcontact, and a few others were also featured.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

1.  In a really uncomfortable halftime show, Yao Ming gets help re-enacting his own birth.



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

1. Duuuuuuude!  try tic tacs!

2. 2nd shipment of athletic supporters shows up at USC.

3. Bob it like Beckham.

4. Long lost Rooster spice shows up in Beijing.

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

#2 Shamus O'Nutty stands in disgust after receiving his second yellow card for illegal "nut huggers"

Glad to see you found your way back, TennFan. I hope we'll be seeing you on a regular basis.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 25, 2008 10:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...

Hey Joe!!

I was on vacation last week. Did you guys ever pick the winners for Sports Appreciation Day?



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