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Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

Posted on: August 26, 2008 11:51 am
 

When '"crazy" is an understatement...





























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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 10
4. Train Derailer 9
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 5
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Mister Peabody 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. Coach Bib13 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. ktopp24 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. Uncle Lester never could handle his sake.
2. Lowered expectaaations...
3. "Psst... Hey Coach, I just peed in my cup, but I still feel wet on my legs. I think I must have it on backwards or something."
4. This "hardcore" publicity shot was completely staged, but did boost equestrian viewership from 5 to 7 people.
5. As was the tradition, the WNBA game stopped completely when a Melissia Etheridge song was played over the loudspeakers.
Comments

Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: August 27, 2008 6:35 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

Here behind me you see, decked out in her favorite Green shirt for the concert CBS Caption Poster and #1 Steelers Fan, Momluvsfootball. She is clearly seen here in this photo Takin it down low, all tha way to the flo. Followed by her Bringin it back up real slo. And then, as if on cue, Droppin it like its hot, shakin it like a polaroid pictcha and ba, ba, backin that thang on up.

Stay tuned for further delevopments in this troubling story. I'm Doug Smakafanny reporting live from Shuless Joe's on East 86th street. Back to you Dick!

Okay, this had me in tears too funny.  And yes, if I was shaken it like that...it would be very disturbing...lol. 



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 27, 2008 12:17 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

Joe, your 1 and 4 were my runner ups and we both picked the same #2



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 27, 2008 12:13 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

Everyone did an awesome job today, by the way. Definitely one of the funniest days I can remember!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 27, 2008 12:06 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu



Train Derailer
1) Dateline, Beijing, gymnastics venue: Crazed Russian gymnastics team supporter, Rudi Trenkov, emerges from under the stands in usual insane fan gear consisting of tu-tu and taxidermed Schnauzer. Chinese fans are quick to respond though, pelting him with won-tons, the first of which strikes him squarely on the left side of his neck.

ktopp24
#2 - Shiela, still living in her past, couldn't pass up the chance to own a life size version of her favorite childhood toy, The Weebles. Because everybody knows that "Weebles wooble, but they don't fall down".

Train Derailer
3) Philip Rivers, not always noted for superior intelligence, is seen here whispering a secret intended only for his right ear, as he hasn't trusted his left one with private information for years.

turbozo
Picture #4 -- During questioning by the police, the horse, Jockey Distrust was quoted as saying, "We only ever went where HE wanted to go. I was so unhappy it was like getting kicked in the ribs over and over again. Not once did he take me out for a nice dinner...and he was ALWAYS RIDING ME, ya know what I mean...I finally snapped. I mean you try being whipped day in and day out."

turbozo
Picture #5 -- We now interrupt your regularly scheduled captions for this Breaking News Story. With the latest on these disturbing events, we take you live to Channel 69's very own Doug Smakafanny, Doug?

Thank you Dick,

MOMWATCH 2008 --

Here behind me you see, decked out in her favorite Green shirt for the concert CBS Caption Poster and #1 Steelers Fan, Momluvsfootball. She is clearly seen here in this photo Takin it down low, all tha way to the flo. Followed by her Bringin it back up real slo. And then, as if on cue, Droppin it like its hot, shakin it like a polaroid pictcha and ba, ba, backin that thang on up.

Stay tuned for further delevopments in this troubling story. I'm Doug Smakafanny reporting live from Shuless Joe's on East 86th street. Back to you Dick!



Coach Bib13
I couldn't find _________ so I _________

1. My top so I just went without it, but apparently that's frowned upon
2. A date so I asked my drag queen son to join me
3. My cup so I just used a coffee mug
4. My pulse so I must be dead. Right?
5. Any reason not to get down with my bad self so I did just that

August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 15
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. Train Derailer 11
4. kwelly 10
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 5
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Mister Peabody 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
7. Coach Bib13 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. ktopp24 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 7:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

I Touch Myself

#1.    I love myself
      
;  I want you to love me
      
;  When I'm feelin' down
      
;  I want you above me
      
;  I search myself
      
;  I want you to find me
      
;  I forget myself
      
;  I want you to remind me

#2.     I don't want anybody else
      
;    When I think about you
      
;    I touch myself
      
;    I don't want anybody else
      
;    Oh no, oh no, oh no

#3.    You're the one who makes me happy honey
      
;    You're the sun who makes me shine
      
;    When you're around I'm always laughing
      
;     I want to make you mine

#4.  I close my eyes
      
; And see you before me
      
; Think I would die
      
; If you were to ignore me
      
; A fool could see
      
; Just how much I adore you
      
; I get down on my knees
      
; I'd do anything for you

#5.  I love myself
      
;  I want you to love me
      
; When I'm feelin' down
      
;  I want you above me
      
;  I search myself
      
;  I want you to find me
      
;  I forget myself
      
;   I want you to remind me

      
; I want you
      
; I don't want anybody else
      
; And when I think about you
      
; I touch myself
      
; Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 7:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

4. Due to the severity of injuries occuring during the Olympics, Lawn Bowling will no longer be recognized as International Sport by the IOC. Reports from the IOC state that MMA will be taking its place in the 2012 Olympic Games.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 7:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

1. This man was deported this morning from Beijing Airport. Just one more victim of the stringent Chinese rules during Olympic Competition.

2. Sportbild becomes the first company to openly promote fatty foods and steroids to help become a better athlete. Seen here are spokesmen Jose Canseco and John Kruk.

3. "Did I get the product placement in there right?"

4. The NFL today released more photos of the broken nose suffered by Carson Palmer during the Bengals preseason game.

5. In her excitement to get to center court, Jenny forgot that she had to go to the bathroom. Somehow, even the fans behind her knew what took place.




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 7:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

1)  Jerry's tumor roots have now hit the gray matter.

2)  New villian Shemale with old veteran Penguin at the premier of Batman Ends

3) Preseason Sucks, and so do those White Castles I ate at noon

4) Ok, uh, which one of you drunk bastards threw the rock?

5) Should we tell her? Ha ha ha ha ha.




Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 6:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

5. Man that one really stunk!!!!!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 26, 2008 6:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk guy in a tutu

#5 - At the annual "Dance Like Richard Simmons" contest, Joe dresses up as a chick and gives it his best shot.2. With a small finger gesture, mayonnaise tycoon Wilbur Gould invites ktopp back to his hotel room to "party". When ktopp responds with a baritone, "Sure, I'd love to go!" the expression on Gould's face changes. "Sorry," says Gould. "As you can see, I already have one he-she, and I was just assuming that you were a full blown chick."


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