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Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

Posted on: August 28, 2008 11:20 am
Edited on: August 28, 2008 11:36 am
 

"So you're some kind of swimmer then? Because I need a

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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 15
2. NFL-Solomon 12
2. Train Derailer 12
3. kwelly 10
4. TJ4499 6
5. jzinger34 5
5. Hoosier Mick 5
6. Coach Bib13 4
6. River_Rat 4
6. Mister Peabody 4
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. ktopp24 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
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9. mikeyfan1599 1
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*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Eight gold medals? Maybe they can put you in my razor commercial after Roger finishes his crash and burn."

or

1. "Eight gold medals? Awww, that's cute. You do realize I crap money, right?"

2. For some reason, Man Steve was never quite as popular as his cousin, Boy George.
3. "...and then there are hot Asian chicks. They'll do what you want. You better believe it buddy-boy. They will do what you want. Cause they know what you want." - Peter Griffin
4. Man, that guy is obviously drinking his Kool-Aid all wrong.
5. Reporters gather around as Willy Barstow recounts his story from the night before. "I was in the shower when allova sudden, this tornader just sucked the trailer right off the blocks. Worst part is, I had two bran new scratch-off tickets in there!" Willy has rescheduled his monthly shower for September 5.
Comments

Since: Jun 27, 2008
Posted on: August 29, 2008 11:04 am
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

2. Who the he$$ is that?

5. The funny thing is i really farted and quite possibly sh*t myself.




Since: Dec 2, 2007
Posted on: August 29, 2008 10:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

1) Proof that with great athletic prowess comes... dorky looks.
2) With the fist bump suddenly uncool, kids have started using the "pecking ostrich".
3) So many stereotypes, so little time
4) A scene from Wesley Snipes newest movie "Demolition Runner"
5) "Doctor, it tickles when I do this..."



Since: Jan 7, 2008
Posted on: August 28, 2008 11:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

sorry that was for #4

 




Since: Jan 7, 2008
Posted on: August 28, 2008 11:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

#3 i knew i shouldn't of taken grooming advice from dennis rodman on hair color . it really clashes with the head and wrist bands

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 28, 2008 10:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

5.  People came for the show but they stayed for the cottage cheese.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 28, 2008 10:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

3.  "Mr. Owl, how many licks will it take that lady to get to the center of her tootsie-pop?"     "Let's find out..." 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 28, 2008 10:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

2.  A disheveled Justin Timberlake gets caught in the middle of a surfing exhibition and a Star Trek convention and is thoroughly confused.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: August 28, 2008 10:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

5.  Harry didn't believe in limiting himself to just "a pinch between your cheek and gums."



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 28, 2008 10:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

turbozo
Picture #1 -- This photo was found on a Nike Advertising Executive's laptop under the file 'Porn'

NFL-Solomon
2.) Suddenly and without warning, just before the picture was snapped, all of Gwen Stefani's plastic surgery and Botox treatments reversed themselves.

turbozo
Picture #3 -- Chung Li begins her newest finishing move to wipe out Bolrog, the dreaded Two Flag Stab Double Creamy Dreamsicle Enema-ukin.

TechnoViking
4. In Revenge of the Nerds 7, Nerds in Beijing, Lamar Latrell can't believe his floppy pole technique lost to Stan Gable by 2 meters.

Train Derailer
5) Single, white male seeking female companionship, perhaps long-term relationship. Prefers younger women, age 37-94. Must like shirtless dining, shirtless dancing, shirtless wood chopping, shirtless Chinese checkers, shirtless bacon frying, pretty much shirtless anything, and cleaning particulate food matter from a semi-kept beard. Dislikes: Shirts, shoes, being denied service in most stores and restaurants, and moose calls. If interested please leave a note under the rock at the end of the dirt road where that moose was mysteriously beheaded last autumn.



NFL-Solomon
Introducing the all New Justice League of America

(Man, has America gone downhill or what) SP=Super Power

1.) Replacing Aquaman -"Hydro AU8-0" SP: can move thru water faster than anything else, but only toward Gold and Replacing The Green lantern -"The Green Jacket" SP: the power to use metal sticks to collect endorsement dollars faster than an MJ.
2.) Replacing both Batman and Robin the boy wonder - "Transman" and (soccer star) "Ronaldo (not pictured) the boy curious". SP: Transman SP: the ability to make anyone looking at him/her violently nauseous, Ronaldo doesn't have any powers, he just likes to hang out with transmen.
3.) Replacing Wonderwoman - "The Even Bigger Wonderwoman" SP: We don't need to tell you, the picture says it all.
4.) Replacing The Flash- "The Scratch" SP: The ability to be eliminated from everything he tries. Oh, and his hair turns red in the rain (whipeee).
5.) Replacing Superman - "Soaperman" SP: the ability to produce sudsy foam directly from his own bodyfat without all that "Fight Club" nonsense messing with lye.

August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 17
2. NFL-Solomon 14
3. Train Derailer 13
4. kwelly 10
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 5
7. Coach Bib13 4
7. River_Rat 4
7. Mister Peabody 4
8. YU Tennisballs 3
8. Warped Mind 3
8. randomname5 3
8. Sunnysidez86 3
8. Waldocruise 3
9. Vamos_JK 2
9. reed8992 2
9. Syd Lash 2
9. EagleMtnAirtax 2
9. ktopp24 2
10. Strictly Butta 1
10. Jellydonut 1
10. Meat Supply 1
10. Charle76 1
10. Fanat5280 1
10. axeman 1
10. BigJimSlade29 1
10. scott00049 1
10. STRANGE 1
10. EGOB 1
10. tonybertino 1
10. geekusa 1
10. TechnoViking 1
10. mikeyfan1599 1
10. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 28, 2008 9:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

4)  Red hair dye + Beijing rain = severe scalp burn.



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