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Photo caption contest: What the duck?

Posted on: September 1, 2008 1:20 pm
 

























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1. "Come on, man. I'm enough of a dork as it is, but at least I can try to hide it with expensive cloths."
2. The alligator was completely stoked that the aquarium decided to install a snack bar.
3. The Jets heard that Madonna was now interested in New York athletes, and since A-Rod was falling out of favor, they figured they better start practicing their moves if they wanted to have any chance at keeping up with one of America's most legendary skanks.
4. That is one awesome retainer, bro.
5. “My wife always tells me that my friend Brian is kind of a weiner, but what does she expect, it’s not like I’m gonna just stop hanging out with the guy. I mean, we went to school together.”
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Since: Oct 24, 2006
Posted on: September 2, 2008 11:42 am
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

Photo #2)  Dude, the croc will never find us if you refrain from giving him a yellow stream of water to trail.

Photo #4)  Since when does bling really compensate for lame, bogus, thin facial hair?




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 2, 2008 2:10 am
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?


Sircheeks
Photo 1: "With the first pick in the league of horrendous commerical mascots' draft, the Cleveland Drew Carrey's select... the Afflac Duck."

Hoosier Mick
2) Universal Studios, in perhaps the most ridiculous sequel attempt of all time, created this set for "Planet of the Crocs" before a camera man pointed out that the Apes in "Planet of the Apes" could talk but there was no way even an intelligent crocodile could talk under water.

Mister Peabody
3. Unlike the NFC North, Brett Favre soon learns that in the AFC East you have to "assume the position" to the Patriots.

geekusa
4. Despite constant attempts by the surgeons to explain that it only looks backwards in the mirror, Tron continued to display his teeth as justification for a refund.

Sircheeks
Photo 5: "This is da greatest suit of all time! Maaaaan...I bet I could take you, ya boy, and all of those fans one-on-one with my buns tied behind my back. You have no game. I bet yo mamma..."


Hoosier Mick
Why you should never make a bet without knowing very clearly what you'll have to do if you loose....

1) You could end up with a less than manly logo on your car or even worse - be forced to hang with a B-list celebrity rather than driving your car in the race!
2) You could be forced to take care of someone else's pet. Be careful feeding fido!
3) You could lose so much money it forces you to come out of retirement!
4) And you thought Flavor Flav would only make you wear one of those silly clocks!
5) "Wear the wiener" wasn't exactly what you thought it was - was it?

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1. Sircheeks 2
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*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 2, 2008 12:09 am
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

What's for dinner

1.  Drew hears duck tastes just like chicken

2.  Gator hears humans taste just like ducks... and thus... you know....chicken.

3.  To New England the Jets taste just like the Dolphins and the Bills.

4.  to this guy everything tastes like Crunch-n-Munch since he can't ever get it out of his teeth with all the sapphires in the way.

5.  Since this is probably another liberal based school, the "hot dog" man probably tastes more like eco-friendly tofu.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: September 2, 2008 12:03 am
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

Wikipedia:smile is a formed by flexing those most notably near both ends of the . Among , it is an expression denoting , happiness, or , but can also be an involuntary expression of , in which case it can be known as a . Among , the exposure of , which may bear a resemblance to a smile, is often used as a - known as a .

1) Humans typically smile when having their picture taken especially when posing for the money shot.

2) Crocs tend to grin before they eat.

3) Football players usually grimace after a hard hit - not during warm-ups.

4) Sometimes smiles can be distracting or flat out blinding.

5) And sometimes you just have to smile because someone is acting like a wiener and for once it's not you.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2008 11:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

Why you should never make a bet without knowing very clearly what you'll have to do if you loose....

1) You could end up with a less than manly logo on your car or even worse - be forced to hang with a B-list celebrity rather than driving your car in the race!

2) You could be forced to take care of someone else's pet. Be careful feeding fido!

3) You could lose so much money it forces you to come out of retirement!

4) And you thought Flavor Flav would only make you wear one of those silly clocks!

5) "Wear the wiener" wasn't exactly what you thought it was - was it?




Since: Aug 6, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2008 11:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

1. "Look at this dork all happy about his duck shirt. Bob Barker NEVER would have rocked that"

2. "Honey!? Did you feed the humans today?"

3. "Does my butt look fat in these pants?"

4. "Does my grill distract you from my half missing mustache?"

5. "Your weiner is showing"




Since: Jan 7, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2008 10:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

1 carl plays a joke on drew telling him he would make a great new voice for the duck.

2 dang it irene i thought you said those gators weren't real. i'm never listening to you again if we get  out of here that is!

3 (brett thinking to himself) why did i come out of retirement again. oh that's right my wife said i was giving up too much money by retiring

4 after getting his teeth fixed and when the novocaine wore off he realized why every one was laughing at him.

5 having heard other fans say that their team was nothing but a bunch of hotdogs  jim thought he'd try to be the first to try out for the new mascot




Since: Aug 6, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2008 10:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

5.  The guys knew that their famous "foot long" was no match for the opposing team's enormous camel toe.



Since: Aug 6, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2008 10:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

1.  Although the proof-reader overlooked this one, the picture of the world's "Fumbest Duck" still delivered its message.



Since: Mar 1, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2008 9:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What the duck?

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his shirt.............you know the rest.

(alligator) Those trunks are very very wrong!

How many million$ just to stay away?  My agent sucks!

Go ahead hit me right here!!!

Look it's the dog kids love to bite.

 



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