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Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

Posted on: September 2, 2008 11:46 am
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September Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 2
1. Sircheeks 2
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. geekusa 1                    
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Gimme those Easter eggs or your cousin gets it!"
2. The tongue eventually got all the way to her nose. You should have seen the face on the lady sitting to her left.
3. In his later years, Sloth became a successful boxer, even spending two short stints as heavyweight champion.
4. His partners at the law firm were never too happy when Ted took time off to attend his Malcolm Jamal-Warner fan club meetings.
5. Emily was shocked to find out that the Power Rangers were actually very tall in person.
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Since: Sep 8, 2008
Posted on: September 8, 2008 6:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

1.  "If you think my rabbit is big, you should see my wife's pussy. . . . . . . . . .That's one enormous cat."

3.  "CUT!  Good work everybody.  The fight scene looks great, but can we shave the monster's back?   We're shooting a horror movie here, people, not trying to make people vomit in their mouths!"

4.  "Hi, I'm Theo.  I'm 57 and recently divorced.  I enjoy micro-managing my employees and laughing at poor people.  Turn-on's:  fine wines and diversified stock portfolios.  Turn-offs:  taxes and giving back to the community.  Looking for a trophy wife who wouldn't mock my 2 inch manhood.  If that's you, give me a call."

5.  In a special appearance to promote diversity, Gayz On Stiltz arrived and thrilled the audience by mincing around on stilts for the better part of an hour.  Event promoters hailed the performance as a landmark event that would do wonders to promote awareness of "slightly elevated homosexuality."  Also appearing, but not pictured:  Lesbians With Lifts in Their Loafers (a lesser known variety act)




Since: Aug 30, 2006
Posted on: September 3, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

1.  Its Wabbit season!

2.  Uh... you're legal, right?

3. I said down, chump.

4. I am old and white.

5.  On a scale from 1-10, how gay do we look?




Since: May 16, 2008
Posted on: September 3, 2008 12:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

Hey Joe, did you hit your head while you were "felling" last night?  If ya did, I completely understand how you chose the winner's for yesterday's captions. 

I'm just busting...

I don't usually comment more then just the captions on your blog, but I must tell you that I enjoy it and yet like many people here I sometimes scratch my head over your choice of winner's.  I realize though that its a matter of taste and opinion, and more importantly its YOUR blog.  I'm sure setting it up, organizing it, and sifting through the endless comments on a daily basis to determine a winner each day is not an easy task by any means.  And furthermore, it doesn't really matter who the winner's are because the humor and wit on this blog on a daily basis is quite entertaining...  So in regards to that I just wanted to drop a note and say, Good job! 

Peace.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 3, 2008 12:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

Yep, thanks... Some kind of migraine or something. Was gone after I slept a few hours, though.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: September 3, 2008 11:45 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

Hope you're feeling better Joe. 



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 3, 2008 10:55 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

Sorry about the delay, wasn't felling too well last night.



Meat Supply
1. "Bunnicula has been caught! This flesh eating, blood sucking bunny rabbit has been causing fear amongst people in Kansas for months, taking everything and leaving nothing in it's wake. The rabbit had a collar on that says "Shaq Bunnies, Inc." Shaq has been brought in for questioning, but nothing has been released on that yet."

Mister Peabody
2. Being immune to ticks, Sandy was a crowd pleaser as she provided a tongue-based high-diving platform for one of the little guys seen crawling up by her lip for another jump.

EagleMtnAirtax
3. Joe is seen here suffering the payback of many a devoted Photo Caption Contest entrant at the hands of heavyweight Russian champion Valueva for unwittingly holding a caption on Labor Day when everyone else was off drunk.

Mister Peabody
4. Theo the Batting Cage Fairy just loved Homemade-Name-Engraved-Wand Day at the ballpark.

Meat Supply
5. "This is a warning from the Emergency Broadcast System......Giant Asians have infiltrated the American borders. If you encounter one of these, simply turn on KISS greatest hits and bring out a white girl. We have no clue why, but this seems to divert them from their current paths of destruction."


TJ4499
Joe's eventful Labor Day....

A stretch, a yawn and at noon Joe finally rose for the events of his day. After dressing and partaking in the joys of coffee it was off to get the mornings breakfast (#1), what a catch Joe! Today was going to be a good day! After breakfast and a good grooming, Joe was off to the local park to "impress the ladies" as he liked to tell it. He would talk up a few girls confessing his photo caption contest celebrity status and end with "I'll make you famous if you can show me you've got talent" (#2). She obliged! Then it was off to his part-time job, photo captioning doesn't pay his bills alone! He was the local sparring partner, Joe didn't enjoy the pain, but the workout was good and he'd usually work his way to the ropes so he could chat the professionals up a bit with his, yep you guessed it, "I'll make you famous" line! (#3) Sheesh, Joe! After showering, Joe was off to work on his dream job, politics? (#4) Yep, Joe is running for city council. (#4; Joe is just his screen name.) He says he has plenty of people and communication skills! Sorry Joe, but internet chatting isn't exactly categorized as public speaking! Then Joe was off to his home to prepare his grill for his big barbecue! Some of his earliest arriving guests were Brittany Spears and his favorite Asian Roller Derby team, Danger Will Robinson (#5; hence the B9 looking uniforms)! Good day, Joe! Can't wait to see what photos from your barbecue get posted on the photo caption page!

September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
2 Hoosier Mick 2
2. Sircheeks 2
2. Meat Supply 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. geekusa 1                   
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


IkilledElmo
Since: Aug 20, 2008
Posted on: September 3, 2008 10:25 am
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Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: September 3, 2008 9:38 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

#1. The garden is saved!!

#4. Epstein a no-show for the Future All-Stars tryouts.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: September 3, 2008 8:38 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

1)  After three rabbits died overnight from the injection of her urine, at her girl friends insistance a fourth larger / tougher rabbit is tried.  The girl friend hopes this fourth rabbit may survive long enough to survive and determine if Rosie O'Donnel has in fact cheated on her with a man. 



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: September 3, 2008 2:29 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?

1) "...and if this rabbit dies then we know that Carnie Wilson is pregnant for sure!"



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