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Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:25 pm
 

OK, soccer... Explain yourself.



































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September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 4
2. Sircheeks 3
3 Hoosier Mick 2
3. Meat Supply 2
4. liontamer127 1
4. Train Derailer 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. NFL-Solomon 1
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. geekusa 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. Ear licking, also known as the wetter willy, is a regular celebratory activity in soccer. Other celebrations include giving each other hickeys and dropping the soap in the shower.
2. He doesn't look like your typical NBA fan, but Cletus had the meanest crossover in his trailer park.
3. You know they sell shirts that say that, right? You know you didn't have to ruin that $40 polo, don't you? Yeah, that look says everything I need to know.
4. J-Bizzle was the only rapper who never had his jewelry stolen.
5. Weird Science 2 - Tonight on the Logo Channel!
Comments

Since: Jul 13, 2008
Posted on: September 6, 2008 3:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

Ok - this is only my 2nd attempt at this, but I love to read all of your posts, and this one seems to be calling me - so here goes -

 

1. GOALLLLLLLLLalalalanhnhnhnh oh, I love you man!

2. Overcome with Olympic Basketball gold fever - Chong has decided to put down the bong and pick up his favorite new NBA team gear.

3.  Fred has been fishing all his life, yet he still forgets to NOT look up when the seagulls are flying overhead.

4.  Yankee fan can now order the 2008 Yankee playoff replica ring for only 19.99

5. Obama campaign managers reconfigure their candidates image again, in hopes of recapturing the momentum lost after Sarah Palin's VP Nomination bombshell.




Since: Jun 19, 2008
Posted on: September 5, 2008 9:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#1   dang now it offical, there is closet freaks in every sport. the lastest sport to be uncovered is the world of soccer.

#2   yes we c that the NBA is OK. you really carried it over board with the heart

#3   wow i thought i would never live to see a picture of RICKY WILLIAMS at rehab. glad to see he is looking alot better and still loves fishing for DOLPHINS

#4    well the secret is out about the RAYS and the voodo ring that is holding the yankees back.

#5   yeah i wonder how many people will  draft me in the fantasy level this year in fantasy football 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 5, 2008 1:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

FYI - To give myself time for my numerous other responsibilities (the things my bosses actually want me to do), the Caption Contest will be a Monday-Thursday event until the end of the NFL season. I'll miss it as much as anyone, but hey, at least it's Friday!

Have a good weekend. We'll get back to it on Monday.

Sircheeks
Picture 1: "ADIDAS": All Day I Devour Appetizing Scalps

Coach Bib13
2. Eustas walked from Seattle to Oklahoma City and arrived just in time to get his new gear. Replied Eustas when asked: "Thas cawd loylty right thur"

Ooopsflynn
3. " Ahhhhh, i bet this is the last time she tries dragging ME out on a double date fun day Tennis match with Chip and Martha."

Beevillian
4) Hank Steinbrenner's selection of Trae-dawg to replace Brian Cashman as Yankees Gm was a curious one. However, Trae's philosphy of "smoking fools who don't produce, forrizzle" was much more in line with Hank's direction of the team.

Beevillian
5) Toby Mcguire's fetish for mannikin porn was finally caught on film.



Broncolanche
There has been a break out from the mental institution.

1. Tommy "The Tongue" Saliva, isn't considered dangerous, just very annoying. He will lick anything within 15 feet of him, a little pepper spray should work just fine.

2. Billy Bob "Fingers" Hoopster, is a cleptomaniac who can't control his urge to steal shirts that have any letters on them. He has no idea what the letters say or mean, he just likes shirts.

3. "Lazy" Larry Buffoonis, is a former black face actor that has gone completely color blind. He is not considered dangerous, but beware if you see him with a sharpie in his hand, he will try and write something really stupid on your shirt.

4. Steve Erckle, lost his mind completely and now thinks he is a hitman for Skeletor.

5. The most dangerous one of them all is Called Shuless Joe, they have never been able to get a picture of him, but detectives have made a computer generated image of him from descriptions from the other inmates. If you happen to see him turn the other way and run as fast as you can, there is no telling the horrors that he would inflict on you if he were to catch you.


September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 4
1. Sircheeks 4
2. Hoosier Mick 2
2. Meat Supply 2
2. Beevillain 2
3. liontamer127 1
3. Train Derailer 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Coach Bib13 1
3. Ooopsflynn 1
3. Broncolanche 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. geekusa 1      
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*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


The Bong Show
Since: Sep 24, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 10:40 pm
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The Bong Show
Since: Sep 24, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 10:33 pm
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Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 10:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

1)  When Chelsea got the rights to Og, the Unfrozen Caveman Soccer Player, the got a tenacious striker who celebrated in a similarly unorthodox fashion as when he used to kill wooly mammoths.

2)  Clem wonders if he should wear his favorite gold NBA shirt or the more formal white one to his cousin's wedding.  Ah, living the Oklahoma stereotype!

3)  The fishing trip started well enough until Bubba ran into a box of powdered sugar donuts at the local Piggly Wiggly and was now sinking into a diabetic coma.

4)  With a very tiny head to begin with, even unable to fill the extra-small cap on his head, Tyrone kept an even smaller skull on his finger at all times so he'd feel superior to someone.

5)  While the other boys were interested in internet porn, Johnny worked day and night to teach his laptop to look and act like Ben Hogan.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 8:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

4.) I am soooo bad, a regular thug G, here look at my pinky ring as proof.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 7:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

5.) Although Eric was a cisco certified technology genius, he apparently had never heard of a m-i-r-r-o-r.



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 7:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

1) I'm so Excited! Raul can I lick the ticks out of your sideburns.

2) What a true Oklahoma City Fan looks Like! Cletus Look he he, I gots me a Shirt dat say nba heart okc! Cletus wut dat mean?

3) Why did Bill Clinton wear a disguise @ the Republican National Convention? Because that Alaskan Beeatch is hot! Come-on Hockey Mom Let me get some! I'll get you in the Oval ofice! if you know what I mean.

4) New advertisement photo shoot for the Pimp Pinnacle Cards, Brought to you by Skullface! featuring J-Bizzle!

5) Tron in HD would be sweet but My moms only gave me this cheap ass Laptop.

 




Since: Jan 11, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 7:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

1. In the 80's it happened to the U.S., but at some point all industrialized nations go through the pangs of wet willies and hairbands.

2. Fairweather noodling fans are jumping on the basketball train. True noodling fans would not be caught dead buying stuff like shirts or glasses!

3. The next day, Billybob vowed never to huff paint again.

4. Tron, the new spokesperson for MTV's "Rock the Vote" campaign

5. Max Headroom convinces yet another computer geek that he is 'in the Matrix'. Fortunately the red pill was just a powerful laxative, and the whole scheme was just a harmless prank played on every new intern.


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