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Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:25 pm
 

OK, soccer... Explain yourself.



































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1. Ear licking, also known as the wetter willy, is a regular celebratory activity in soccer. Other celebrations include giving each other hickeys and dropping the soap in the shower.
2. He doesn't look like your typical NBA fan, but Cletus had the meanest crossover in his trailer park.
3. You know they sell shirts that say that, right? You know you didn't have to ruin that $40 polo, don't you? Yeah, that look says everything I need to know.
4. J-Bizzle was the only rapper who never had his jewelry stolen.
5. Weird Science 2 - Tonight on the Logo Channel!
Comments

Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 3:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#3:  Gone Fishing...Ha!  Jamaican albinos sure are a funny breed!!!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 3:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

Where are they now?

1. Eddie Munster is still trying to get his first successful blood suck, but always forgetting Grandpa's famous words, "Bite'em, lickings for the ladies!"

2.  David Lee Roth is now residing in Oklahoma and seems to be blending well, rumors say he has even hitched to his cousin.

3.  Bill Belichick reportedly has taken a few make up artist classes (which he failed!) and was spotted watching a Jets preseason game from the stands, I wonder if those shades have built in cameras?!

4.  DJ Strawberry reportedly still hates his father and baseball but recently was discovered anonymously applying for the Yankees waterboy position!

5. Shuless Joe was recently observed developing a character for his first movie idea, NFL Soloman and the Real Man - nequin...it's too early for a sequel Joe!!!




Since: Aug 18, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 3:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#1 - Juan grooms his teamate Jorge.  Eventually the roles were reversed and Jorge checked Juan for ticks thereby providing further evidence that man is related to apes.

#2 - Here we see one of the many fellows who think they will get rich quick from selling Thunder memorabilia on eBay once the new NBA franchise is moved or cancelled within 3 years.

#3 - "Cocaine is a helluva drug!"

#4 - "It's also a mood ring.  When I'm happy, the eyes are blue.  When I'm mad, the eyes turn red."

#5 - Jason Smalls, a computer engineering major at MIT, attempted to revive Max Headroom earlier this year, but shortly after this picture was taken he was mysteriously run over by a Coca-Cola truck.




Since: Sep 3, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 3:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

1. Love, exciting and neeewww, come aboooaarrddd, were expecting youuuuu.............Make your next Cruise getaway, a Spain cruise getaway, courtesy of Pacific princess cruise lines.

2. " Yeahhh dude, i had to sell half my stash, but i made it here....wherever OKC is, he he."

3. "  Ahhhhh, i bet this is the last time she tries dragging ME out on a double date fun day Tennis match with Chip and Martha."

4. Casual Friday at the wallstreet stock exchange.

5. " When im done, i will introduce my Cubicle stud warrior into the rhealm of Everquest."




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 3:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#5:  Joe spends way too much time trying to create the perfect avatar!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 2:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#1:  Eddie Munster is a well known avid fan of Transylvania's soccer team dubbed the Vamps, but who knew to take him literally when he exclaimed, "They're a tasty bunch!"



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 4, 2008 2:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#1 - "Hey man, I can handle your 80's mullet hair, your Elvis lampchops, or even you shoving your tongue really close to my ear, but please please tell me that's a banana in your front pocket?!?"



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 4, 2008 2:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

#3 - After the great prank he pulled on them by putting superglue in their shoes, Robert's buddies knew they had to get revenge. So when he passed out at the party, they put a Ricky Williams wig on him, a fishing hat with some lures attached, dribbled some flour around his mouth, and wrote "Gone Fishing" on the brand new polo shirt his wife just bought him and voila! he was ready his picture to be spread around the internet!!

 




Since: Mar 24, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 2:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

5)     " I may be a geek in real life, but online I am Treat Williams, six feet four and have six pack abs"



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 2:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

A CBS Sportsliners day:

1. Wake up wanting some

2. The drudgery of picking out the days clothes

3. Waiting for work to end

4. Ready to beat up on the competition with witty lines for Joe's Caption Contest

5. Looking at the pictures and coming up with captions, while avoiding any work that should be taking place in the background.



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