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Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:25 pm
 

OK, soccer... Explain yourself.



































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1. Ear licking, also known as the wetter willy, is a regular celebratory activity in soccer. Other celebrations include giving each other hickeys and dropping the soap in the shower.
2. He doesn't look like your typical NBA fan, but Cletus had the meanest crossover in his trailer park.
3. You know they sell shirts that say that, right? You know you didn't have to ruin that $40 polo, don't you? Yeah, that look says everything I need to know.
4. J-Bizzle was the only rapper who never had his jewelry stolen.
5. Weird Science 2 - Tonight on the Logo Channel!
Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 1:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

2) OKC Thunder t-shirts will be given away to any Okie inbred living in the greater Seattle area.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 1:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

4) Hank Steinbrenner's selection of  Trae-dawg to replace Brian Cashman as Yankees Gm was a curious one.  However,  Trae's philosphy of "smoking fools who don't produce,  forrizzle" was much more in line with Hank's direction of the team.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 1:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

5) Toby Mcguire's fetish for mannikin porn was finally caught on film.



Since: Feb 25, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 1:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

There has been a break out from the mental institution.

1. Tommy "The Tongue" Saliva, isn't considered dangerous, just very annoying. He will lick anything within 15 feet of him, a little pepper spray should work just fine.

2. Billy Bob "Fingers" Hoopster, is a cleptomaniac who can't control his urge to steal shirts that have any letters on them. He has no idea what the letters say or mean, he just likes shirts.

3. "Lazy" Larry Buffoonis, is a former black face actor that has gone completely color blind. He is not considered dangerous, but beware if you see him with a sharpie in his hand, he will try and write something really stupid on your shirt.

4. Steve Erckle, lost his mind completely and now thinks he is a hitman for Skeletor.

5. The most dangerous one of them all is Called Shuless Joe, they have never been able to get a picture of him, but detectives have made a computer generated image of him from descriptions from the other inmates. If you happen to see him turn the other way and run as fast as you can, there is no telling the horrors that he would inflict on you if he were to catch you.




Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 1:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

Picture 1: "ADIDAS": All Day I Devour Appetizing Scalps

Picture 2: "You think my shirt is bad? Get a load of this one!"

Picture 3: Tony Montana would be proud.

Picture 4: Some Yankee fans are so desperate for another ring  - they've resorted to making yet another deal with the devil.

Picture 5: According to this website, Professor Charles Xavier IS a real person!



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: September 4, 2008 1:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

3)  Robert Downey Jr comes up with this clever disguise to hide his unfortunate addiction



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

2. Dude, theyre half price!

4. Yankees consider "anti-championship" ring.




Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

1. Midnight Express was the pregame movie. One of the players got literal w/ the team ball hog.

3. Weekend at Bernies 4.




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

1. Players from the San Francisco Pride celebrate their loss at the first LGBT Soccer Cup.

2. In a marketing ploy, Sonics owners started selling OKC gear at all Seattle home games last season. The ploy worked, as hermits everywhere came out of the woods to gather up some cheap new clothing.

3. Having once again failed clown school, Bozo was limited to gigs at the local redneck swimming hole.

4. Robinson Cano shows off the latest rings given by the Steinbrenners to the family - the Black Spots.

5. Mirrors - the latest use for highly reflective laptop screens.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 4, 2008 12:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Now that's just gross!

5.  Fox Sports tries to replace their failed NASCAR broadcast mascot "Digger" with an updated version of "Max Headroom".   (Can you hear it now?  "B-B-Booogity booogity boogity, let let let's go rrrrrrrracing boys!")

 

ok I know! I'm old!!!!!!!



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