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Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

Posted on: September 16, 2008 12:32 pm
Edited on: September 16, 2008 12:38 pm
 

Look what I found on RooTube.





















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4. jzinger34 3
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5. Meat Supply 2
5. Beevillain 2
5. bluesman24 2
5. geekusa 2
5. TJ4499 2
5. ktopp24 2
6. liontamer127 1
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6. Dr.Mr.Awesome! 1
6. Ooopsflynn 1
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1. In Australia, normal army forces have been replaced by the much-stronger, and much more expendable, Kangaroo Brigade. The only downfall is that this specially-engineered fighting force is easily distracted, and can never turn down hopping contest.
2. Two seconds later, the Chinese runner pulled away from the two Russians, slapped his own butt and said: "Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake... 'Hey, hold still for a second?' No! Such is Mango!"
3. How much do you want to bet that, six months ago, all this guy could pull was old-looking bartenders and fat hippy chicks.
4. According to his sign, I'd say this guy is trying to park one of the worms from Tremors.
5. Shuless Joe can't believe that there haven't been any good pictures of scantily-clad female rugby fans in a while. "Hurry back, rugby... Please, hurry back."
Comments

Since: Aug 14, 2006
Posted on: September 17, 2008 1:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

Picture 2-  No, Igor and Riff-Raff, I don't wanna become your master's new frankenstein monster!



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 17, 2008 1:07 am
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

that animal handler didn't fare to well either, lol!  at least she actually helped get it off him.  most people would've started running! 



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: September 17, 2008 12:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

That lady certainly did take a bit of a beating. Let's see, let's take a wild animal with claws and beast-like strength, introduce to the sport of pugilism, and then bring it into a television studio. Genius!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 17, 2008 12:43 am
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

ChicagoLaw21
#1 - If your name includes the word "carrot", do you really want to be hanging around a bunch of hungry, abnormally muscular kangaroos?

ChicagoLaw21
2 - The defending champion Russian Hunger Strike team put on another bone rattling performance at this year's Competitive Non-Eating Championship.

Meat Supply
3. Seen at this last weeks KC game are Dave Cook and his brother. I'm not quite sure, but from the looks on Dave's brother's face I'm thinking that he likes his women like he likes his coffee....hot and black!

jzinger34
#4. Johnny was not drug tested before being hired, and mistakenly took the race track for the pits. It was not pretty

Mister Peabody
5. This guy somehow convinces this lady that he is with the "Itty Bitty...Committee" and he is there for a routine inspection.



Mister Peabody
Physical contact

1. It wasn't so much "kangaroo" as it was "goose".
2. These 2 Ruskies use the old "group hug" excuse to "get a load of that primo butt!"
3. Hot cheerleaders look away and try to use any excuse to NOT hug the lame-o dorks.
4. A pit crewman new to Tony Stewart's team hasn't come to grips with the fact that Tony doesn't "show the love".
5. "honey my team lost and as per Olympic rules I must bury my shame in your breasts."


September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 11
2. Sircheeks 6
2. Train Derailer 6
3. NFL-Solomon 5
4. jzinger34 4
5. EagleMtnAirtax 3
5. Meat Supply 3
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. Beevillain 2
6. bluesman24 2
6. geekusa 2
6. TJ4499 2
6. ktopp24 2
6. ChicagoLaw21 2
7. liontamer127 1
7. Coach Bib13 1
7. bostonboy46 1
7. 24alldaylong 1
7. Dr.Mr.Awesome! 1
7. Ooopsflynn 1
7. Broncolanche 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 17, 2008 12:05 am
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

By the way Joe, this link is to my favorite kangaroo-related video.  Is it just me, or do kangaroos seem like horrible, vicious creatures?Yeah, I saw that one when I found the first one... There's just something hilarious about that lady trying to play it off while the kangaroo keeps punching her in the head.




Since: Jul 15, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2008 11:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

#3: Which one should I take home tonight?



Since: Jul 15, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2008 11:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

#5: What do you think he's dreaming about?
             Nothing! He's awake and in a dream!



Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2008 11:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

1. Stupid human tricks,.......... no just stupid humans

2. Look, what I caught for dinner!!!

3.Which one can I get a cheap feel off of?

5.  I wonder if these pillows are hypo-allergenic?




Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2008 8:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

1. The Village People went on tour in Australia sometime around the year 1977. Guess which member had the most fun?

2. "Is that...a hamburger?" Russian athlete and long distance runner Vladimir Kostantov asks his comrade in this photo. "No," the other man says - "it's only a bronze metal."

3. "Shhhh! Don't tell them that we're undercover Raiders fans!"

4. "You talkin' to me?"

5. *sob sob* "...Did I mention that I'm a Browns fan too?"



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 16, 2008 8:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Kangaroo Carrot Top

3.  Dude in glasses:  "Hey baby, how about after the game you, me, and your friend go back to my place and make an Oreo?  Giggity giggity!"



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