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Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Posted on: September 30, 2008 11:52 am
Edited on: September 30, 2008 11:52 am
 

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September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 18
2. NFL-Solomon 9
3. River_Rat 7
4. Sircheeks 6
4. Train Derailer 6
4. TJ4499 6
5. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 4
6. bostonboy46 4
6. Jellydonut 4
7. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Meat Supply 3
8. Beevillain 2
8. bluesman24 2
8. geekusa 2
8. ktopp24 2
8. ChicagoLaw21 2
8. CptMasterShake 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
9. liontamer127 1
9. Coach Bib13 1
9. 24alldaylong 1
9. DyinForaChamp 1
9. Dr.Mr.Awesome! 1
9. Ooopsflynn 1
9. vweaver 1
9. Bluesox51 1
9. Ardent Knight 1
9. dcrum35 1
9. Broncolanche 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1. "Ahhh! I hate Psychobilly Freakout on Expert level!"
2. Scene from Kill Bill 2: Kill Bob. (Bob was a lot easier to kill.)
3. "Man-boobs" Marty would never live it down.
4. A mouthpiece? Seriously? Dude... It's not like you even run full-speed.
5. What's the deal Seattle? You kick the hot lesbians out, but you let these two in? No wonder your teams are jumping ship faster than Nick Saban.
Comments

Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:35 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

I didn't know that you get money for winning each month and if you lose you are sentenced to thirty lashings in public for each entry without a winner. Yeah, I would be typing in all caps and in anger as well like this guy if that were true. It's a blog son. It's entertainment. It's like Around the Horn. There's no real winner, nothing. Oh, btw meat, your dress is coming unzipped. (Sick burn)



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:28 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

OPEN YOUR EYES JOE!  RIVER RAT'S COMMENT #5 WINNER.  CAN YOU NOT SEE WHERE I WROTE VIRTUALLY THE VERY SAME THING 3 COMMENTS BEFORE HIS?  IT'S STUFF LIKE THIS THAT TICKS ME OFF!  WHAT'S THE SINCE IN POSTING COMMENTS IF SOMEONE WHO POSTS AFTER YOUR STEALS YOUR COMMENT AND WINS??  PAY ATTENTION!  I AGREE WITH SOME OF THE WINNERS, BUT I DISAGREE WITH MOST OF THEM BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE THIS.  TAKE OFF THE SUNGLASSES, PUT DOWN THE DRINK AND PICK THE FUNNIEST STUFF.  IS IT THAT HARD?  ONE THING I LEARNED IN SCHOOL WAS THAT PLAGIARISM IS NOT A GOOD THING.  IT'S SAD THAT PEOPLE CAN'T COME UP WITH THEIR OWN STUFF.  IT'S REALLY SAD WIN THE WIN DOING IT.  I'M NOT BY ANY MEANS SAYING I'M THE FUNNIEST GUY OUT THERE, BUT I SEE COMMENTS ALL THE TIME FROM OTHERS THAT BLOW THE WINNER'S COMMENTS OUT OF THE WATER.  ARE YOU AND MISTER PEABODY BEST FRIENDS OR WHAT?  WOULD IT HELP IF I BUILT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU BY TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER ON A DAILY BASIS?

 

OUT!




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:28 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

lol.  I wasn't going to say anything Solomon.  I thought maybe he made up a special month just for me! 

And thanks for the compliment!  I am honored.  There was a lot of good competition out there and some real good zingers!

I already know I won't win in October because I have to go out of state for a while but I will pop in the first half of the month for a little fun.

Good luck and have fun everybody!




Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:19 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

OH that's original, let me see where you might have gotten your inspiration.  Oh yeah, my comment 3 up from yours.  Plagiarism my man. 



Since: Apr 30, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 7:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

1. Dirks first day at remedial music class  2.What? this is a jock strap? 3.Hold still theres a fly on your nose.4.Trick or treat!  5.Damn Bobby joe thats was a killer whiffer. Ok i know i'm late but.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 12:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Joe

Step away from the Captain Morgan and coke and take a look at the bottom of your post. I'm sure Mister Peabody should be honored to be the winner of the very first month of Spetember.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 12:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Congrats Mister Peabody, you truly are a polymath.



Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 11:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

1. No Bethoven on Guitar Hero!!!!!!!

3. Shouldn't I wear this under my shirt?

4, Just Manny being Manny

5. Gertrude,  if he comes a little closer, I can spit on him




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Congrats to Mister Peaboby, the September Caption Contest winner!

Nice job to everyone else, as well. See you all for another round in October, which starts tomorrow!


ChicagoLaw21
#1 - "No, no, noooo! You better give me those sticks Kidd! It's MY turn to play the drums!"

Mister Peabody
2. They say the pen is mightier than sword but an ass-kicking samurai is still way cooler than a writer.

Mister Peabody
3. When Dave heard that it would "lift and separate" he thought it meant from the competition.

CptMasterShake
Photo 4 - "(* Manny approaches plate*) Scooby-doo is better than power rangers. I like Pirate hats! Do you like to Chew? Spit on my helmut! (*pitch*) Weeeeeeeee!!!!!! (*smack*) A Homey for Manny!" (*cart-wheels around bases*)

River_Rat
5. patiently grandma prepares her famous lugie as the Mariners return to the dugout.


NFL-Solomon

(Please select your weapon of choice)
1.) The Townshend Club - Decent blunt force trauma for 3 or 4 swings, dramatic disintegration after that.
2.) The Gaytana sword - Very sharp, although holding this makes you behave a little too light in the loafers for serious violence.
3.) The MBL(Man Boob Launcher) Primarily a defensive weapon, this armored man bra can be set to release explosively at the flick of a switch, blasting opponents away under the forceful expansion of the previously restrained man boobs.
4.) The Medusa Makeover - Although we can't be sure she looked like this, staring at this long enough will turn you to stone, or at least induce vomiting.
5.) The Ellen Degeneres Double Barreled Ugly - Useful only against women, a double blast of this WMD causes terminal homeliness, underarm and leg hair growth, extreme man hating, insane love of cats, and a proclivity to wear Birkenstocks.


Final September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 20
2. NFL-Solomon 10
3. River_Rat 8
4. Sircheeks 6
4. Train Derailer 6
4. TJ4499 6
5. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 4
6. bostonboy46 4
6. Jellydonut 4
7. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Meat Supply 3
7. ChicagoLaw21 3
7. CptMasterShake 3
8. Beevillain 2
8. bluesman24 2
8. geekusa 2
8. ktopp24 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
9. liontamer127 1
9. Coach Bib13 1
9. 24alldaylong 1
9. DyinForaChamp 1
9. Dr.Mr.Awesome! 1
9. Ooopsflynn 1
9. vweaver 1
9. Bluesox51 1
9. Ardent Knight 1
9. dcrum35 1
9. Broncolanche 1
*Spetember Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

5.  Although NFL-Solomon may have come in second this month, his two moms remind him "we still think you're funny son!" 


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