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Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Posted on: September 30, 2008 11:52 am
Edited on: September 30, 2008 11:52 am
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September Scoreboard
 1. Mister Peabody 18
 2. NFL-Solomon 9
 3. River_Rat 7
4. Sircheeks 6
 4. Train Derailer 6
 4. TJ4499 6
 5. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 4
 6. bostonboy46 4
 6. Jellydonut 4
7. EagleMtnAirtax 3
 7. Meat Supply 3
 8. Beevillain 2
8. bluesman24 2
8. geekusa 2
8. ktopp24 2
8. ChicagoLaw21 2
8. CptMasterShake 2
 8. Tarheel_rockman 2
9. liontamer127 1
9. Coach Bib13 1
9. 24alldaylong 1
9. DyinForaChamp 1
9. Dr.Mr.Awesome! 1
 9. Ooopsflynn 1
9. vweaver 1
9. Bluesox51 1
9. Ardent Knight 1
9. dcrum35 1
9. Broncolanche 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "Ahhh! I hate Psychobilly Freakout on Expert level!"
2. Scene from Kill Bill 2: Kill Bob. (Bob was a lot easier to kill.)
3. "Man-boobs" Marty would never live it down.
4. A mouthpiece? Seriously? Dude... It's not like you even run full-speed.
5. What's the deal Seattle? You kick the hot lesbians out, but you let these two in? No wonder your teams are jumping ship faster than Nick Saban.
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Category: General
Tags: Dirk, Dirk Nowitzki, Dodgers, Manny, Manny Ramirez, Mariners, Mavericks, Nowitzki, Photo caption, Photo caption contest, Ramirez, Shulaces, Shuless, Shuless Joe
 
Comments

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

3.  "wow my wife's bra is great for support but her thong is giving me a serious wedgie."

Since: Sep 20, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Just as Dirk felt his guitar slip from his fingertips, sending it hurling towards his brand new 70-inch plasma, he remembered that warning saying something to the effect of, "secure the wrist strap..."

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

4.  Nevermind the millions of dollars, the first thing listed in ever-eccentric Manny's contract was that it was mandatory for his new batting helmet to be dipped in molasses and then rolled in a pile of dog doo, just like when he was in Boston.

Since: Sep 20, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

3) After being rejected by Nike, Reebok and Gatorade, Jeremy figured he had no choice but to accept WonderBra's offer. 

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

2.  They say the pen is mightier than sword but an ass-kicking samurai is still way cooler than a writer.

Since: Sep 20, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

4)  Unfortunately for Manny, he decided to take his mandatory 7th-inning nap at the end of the dugout - directly under a notorious hang-out for pigeons overstuffed with peanuts and nachos.

Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: September 30, 2008 9:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

1)  With this performance, Dirk has a good chance of making the All Weird Team sponsored by Dennis Rodman.

2) Excerpt from a commercial in support of registration and a waiting period prior to sword purchases.

3)  The strap on bib prior to eating barbeque is practical, but not a big seller.

4)  At $20M+ per year, you would think he could afford a new mouth guard.

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4)  The way his mouth guard looks you'd think he was a Dodger for two years not two months.

5)  Unfortunately these two bags forgot they are double baggers:  One to cover their head and the other in case the first bag breaks.

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 8:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

2.  Please Joe, don't commit hari kari....Peabody won fair and square.

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 8:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

4.  Manny stares in disbelief at the September scoreboard for the caption contest.  He then prepares a special bat for Mr. Peabody as he dances jubuilantly at defeating the rest of the pack.

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 8:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

5.  NFL-Soloman's mother shows her displeasure at him for not winning back to back caption contests.
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