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Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Posted on: September 30, 2008 11:52 am
Edited on: September 30, 2008 11:52 am
 

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1. "Ahhh! I hate Psychobilly Freakout on Expert level!"
2. Scene from Kill Bill 2: Kill Bob. (Bob was a lot easier to kill.)
3. "Man-boobs" Marty would never live it down.
4. A mouthpiece? Seriously? Dude... It's not like you even run full-speed.
5. What's the deal Seattle? You kick the hot lesbians out, but you let these two in? No wonder your teams are jumping ship faster than Nick Saban.
Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 8:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

5.  patiently grandma prepares her famous lugie as the Mariners return to the dugout.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 8:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

3.  Fred finishe the Boston Maraton when no one else thought he could.  With a time of 4 days, 15 hours and 37 miniutes. 



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 8:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

1.  After only batting a mear .087 Dirk brings out a new bat to get some contact on his offseason softball team.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 7:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

If you know what I mean...

1.  Dirk wants to smash his guitar into your amp, if you know what I mean.

2.  Dave would like to split you in half with his sword, if you know what I mean.

3.  Larry wants to drive his soccer ball deep down field, if you know what I mean.

4.  Manny asks if you would get your pine tar all over his helmet, if you know what I mean.

5.  Grandma comments "Once you go "gray" you never go gay, if you know what I mean!"




Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 7:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

1.  Professional athletes are so competitive these days that they cannot stand it when they don't possess the abilities to do something that's relatively easy for others.  Guitar Hero has this athlete in shambles!

2.  "I will keer you wif my ninja sward!"

3.  It's about time!  The all in one breast feeding/training bra for the single male parent on the go!

4.  "Red Eyes" Ramirez loves to wear his LA Dodger helmet when visiting the crops.  "It gives me confidence despite my paranoia in my illegal business ventures."

5.  Old age doesn't necessarily thwart unsportsmanlike conduct as Theresa hacks a loogie in the opponents bullpen.

 




Since: Oct 2, 2006
Posted on: September 30, 2008 6:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

1... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr i'm pete townsend!!!!!!

2... "who wants to have a sword fight!!!!!"

3.. "what? I'm supposed to wear my MAN BRA under my jersey???"

4....its just manny being manny......hey he's forgotten everything else!

5.....the mariners announce that they will, in a cost cutting move, hand these signs out every sept!!!!




Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 6:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Dirk has once again taken the wrong axe to the lumber fields.



Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 6:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

#3  "Little does he know an ocean seperates Europe from America."



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 5:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

Welcome to the Arsenal


(Please select your weapon of choice)


1.) The Townshend Club - Decent blunt force trauma for 3 or 4 swings, dramatic disintegration after that.
2.) The Gaytana sword - Very sharp, although holding this makes you behave a little too light in the loafers for serious violence.
3.) The MBL(Man Boob Launcher) Primarily a defensive weapon, this armored man bra can be set to release explosively at the flick of a switch, blasting opponents away under the forceful expansion of the previously restrained man boobs.
4.) The Medusa Makeover - Although we can't be sure she looked like this, staring at this long enough will turn you to stone, or at least induce vomiting.
5.) The Ellen Degeneres Double Barreled Ugly - Useful only against women, a double blast of this WMD causes terminal homeliness, underarm and leg hair growth, extreme man hating, insane love of cats, and a proclivity to wear Birkenstocks.



Since: Sep 3, 2008
Posted on: September 30, 2008 5:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Rocking out!

picture # 5.........It may be 182 days until next season but the question is, will there particular fans live to see it?


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