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Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

Posted on: October 1, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 1, 2008 2:35 pm
 

 

Not to be confused with THE GIANT CLAW.


Seriously, though, why does he always hold his hand like that?





















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1. Whoa... I didn't know that Tales From the Crypt was still on TV. I mean, the show looks kinda boring now, but that crypt keeper is scarier than ever.
2. There may not have been a good place to put golf clubs, but that drink girl was all about the valet service.
3. I'm not so sure I'm down with the new direction that Sean John is going here.
4. If you thought NASCAR fans were raucous, you should see the crowd at a Mario Kart event.
5. Reminds me of Baseketball... Way to go soccer, you're finally starting to look like a more legitimate sport.
Comments

Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 6:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1) An audible gasp echoed from the crowd with the sudden realization that Vincent Price had actually made his scientific mark LONG before he created Edward Scissorhands...

2) "Sup??  Yeah, dat's right.... uh huh.... I'm hip... I'm down wid dat... HEY -- did I ever tell you about tagging the Ramone sisters in this thing right between the 2nd and 3rd holes...? Oh, yeah... I guess I did..... HEY!  How 'bout da time..."

3) Little did Adolfo know that what he thought was a failed attempt from his buddies to place a "KICK ME!" sign on his back, was actually a ruse for something far more humiiating...

4) Shueless Joe's one-and-only attempt at creating a "Where's Waldo?"-type game of himself    &nbs
p;   OR 

German activist group  "Feminist Unite" was thrilled when it's movement  "Stop Blowjobs Now" was embraced by the Nintendo Corporation

5) Erik and Justave fully bought into their coach's assurances that the "Elbow Flexor" move would ward off penalty shots to the nads.  Their teammates.... not so much. 




Since: Aug 30, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1. New movie Saw 5, Al Davis asks "Would you like to play a game?...."
2. "Gets 600 mpg....but its mostly for the chicks"
3. Signing bonus demands: Free Nikes, New car, and a gift certificate to Osh Kosh B'gosh"
4. New song by Mario ft. MC Hammer blowing up overseas "Stoppt... Hommerz time!"
5. After drawing the short straw #5 prepares to take one for the team.



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 7:50 am
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1.  Bueller.  Bueller.  Bueller

2. this golf course is FABULOUS

3. The grown-up version of the "Kick Me" sign

4. Oh weee oh....Mario

5.  "Does this jump make my ass look fat"?




Since: Apr 30, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 11:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1. Do i need a helmet for take off wheres the blast off button?

2.Why  won't you go out with me Vickie?

3.Wheres Lance Bass? he dropped his backpack.

4 Now lets all hold up Rosie Odonnells BVDS for good Luck

5.WHO put the Icy HOT in our Jocks ?




Since: Aug 2, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 11:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

Typical follower, posts after the contest is over.  Come on Snoopy, we have football to practice.



Since: Aug 2, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 11:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1."What weve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men". "But, really I do, this is fun as hell.  I am insane, Steinbrenner and his boy dont have crap on me.  I am an old bastage and I could give a rats ass what Los Angelos thinks." "What's the big damn deal anyway, I slipped up a tad and hired the wrong Kiffen!"

2. "I am the coolest blogger on Websitenerd.com beeoches!" "Me does not think no big n bad blaggah has rims like these, dayum bouy!"

3.  "Dayum, I hope noone sees the pink panties in my laundry bag, this would be embarrassing YO!"

4. Hell with it, "Let's Go Los Angelos Angels of The Pond of Might Ducks Mario Brothers San Jose Sharks!" 

5. At least we won't get fracture of the Sinus e ballus membrane...Anquan."




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 11:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

LOL... I think he also looks like the world's ugliest dog.Wow! Scary! That's something I won't be able to "unsee"! Those eyes and teeth are scary! I see a strong resemblance too but the dog made me wince while the movie puppet/prop and Al made me laugh.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 10:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!


Great start guys, a lot of laugh-out-loud entries today! I had a tough decision with every picture.

bostonboy46
1) We all know that Vampires don't have reflections, but what creature doesn't have a shadow? The Answer Al Davis...

NFL-Solomon
2.) "God, this is so embarrassing.... Look how dorky this thing next to me is.... Why did they have to take my picture next to that....It's hideous, it looks retarded." - Thoughts of a golf cart scooter.

dudlydorit
3. Little Miss Giggles can't watch as he drinks her urine

Hoosier Mick
4) While the majority of the crowd was serious about their cause, Dirk (upper right corner in red shirt) was just happy to be receiving a gratuitous reach-around. Little did he know his girlfriend (white scarf) had just come up behind him, and witnessing the fun he was having, was about to release a blitzkrieg the likes he had never seen!

Bluesox51
5. Player #7 - "Look what I can do!"


River_Rat
The Worst.

1. The worst NFL Owner in history, OR The worst John McCain impersonation.
2. The Worst example of a hetrosexual OR The worst Malasian taxi driver.
3. The worst parent for taking their kids backpack OR The worst hazing in a public place.
4. The worst fans preparing for an on field riot OR The worst view in the sporting world.
5. The worst block attempt of a free kick OR the worst impersonation of the Backstreet Boys.


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Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 10:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

I figure the ruptured testicle rate is normally less than 0.00001% during any given season, but why chance it? I mean, player number five seems far too unconcerned, possibly having been struck in that region enough that he's developed a vagina.




Since: Jul 17, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1.) "We all take some poison thrn wake on&
nbsp;the space ship following the comet"

2.) "With this new tan color, no one will ever know it's really Steve Urkel's car" 

3.) "It's my bag now kid...think twice next time you try to grab my drink"

4.) "You know it's bad when the crowd demands that a video game, character be put in the game"

5.) "Soccer: The new ballet"



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