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Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

Posted on: October 1, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 1, 2008 2:35 pm
 

 

Not to be confused with THE GIANT CLAW.


Seriously, though, why does he always hold his hand like that?





















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1. Whoa... I didn't know that Tales From the Crypt was still on TV. I mean, the show looks kinda boring now, but that crypt keeper is scarier than ever.
2. There may not have been a good place to put golf clubs, but that drink girl was all about the valet service.
3. I'm not so sure I'm down with the new direction that Sean John is going here.
4. If you thought NASCAR fans were raucous, you should see the crowd at a Mario Kart event.
5. Reminds me of Baseketball... Way to go soccer, you're finally starting to look like a more legitimate sport.
Comments

Since: Mar 28, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1. "NOW STARRING.........IN SAW V

2. I'M OUT OF THE CART, NOW IF I CAN JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

3. I BUY MY WIFES TAMPONS TOO.  SO WHAT?

4. THE EURO VERSION OF HAMMER TIME

5. SEE, IT IS A MANLY SPORT !




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1.  Q:  "Al, what was the "just cause" for firing your head coach?"  A:  "Simple.  Just BEcause."

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 9:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

2.  Lance Armstrong shows off his new bike for the Tour de France and goes on to win.  The Tour was so concerned with doping that they would never notice.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 8:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

5)  His technique in defending the penalty kick may seem unorthodox, but Jorge's 0% ruptured testicle rate due to soccer ball projectiles speaks for itself.

derailer,

LOL.  ruptured testicle rate.  beautiful.  I'll have to ask the sports doctor what the norm is!




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 8:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1.  Al Davis after having been forcibly removed from the NFL, looks for work at a script reading for a Count Chocula commercial.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: October 1, 2008 8:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

1. "let's see... four coaches in six years, divided by... ah the hell with it... NEXT!!!!"



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 8:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

Dummies:

1)  This dummy can't make up his mind.

2)  This dummy forgot a place to put the golf clubs.

3)  This dummy will never get through airport security with that size bottle.

4)  These banner holders are dummies thinking the fans behind them won't mind.

5) #5 is a dummy for being the only one not to try to protect himself from the ball.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 8:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

4)  With the race soon to begin, it won't be long before the rabid race fans duke it out for a line of sight with the rude banner holders.

5) These three answers have the same question:  #7's rear end facing the camera, #4 covering his crotch, #9 playing with himself:

The question.....  What is my penis is down there




Since: May 11, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 7:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

#1 I VWANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!! NO SERIOUSLY I NEED BLOOD!



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: October 1, 2008 7:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Al Davis is... THE CLAW!

3)  His real mistake wasn't that he took to the airport an orange backpack and laundry bag instead of his black duffle bag and suitcase, but that he didn't wake up his wife so she could see him off that morning.


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