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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


And I thought this cat commercial was pornographic...






































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October Scoreboard
1. NFL Solomon 1
1. dudlydorit 1
1. Hoosier Mick 1
1. Bluesox51 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Comments

Since: Sep 10, 2008
Posted on: November 22, 2008 8:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Caption Pic#1 - Now that's some bad smellin' pussy in there! Caption Pic#2 - These masks may cost 200 billion but the pentagon says muslims have an aversion purple. Caption Pic#3 - Yes there is a snot hangin' out of your nose. look its right there. Want me to pick it for you? Caption Pic#4 - Damn dog is chewin' on my shoe while I'm still wearin' it! Caption Pic#5 - Noah just realized his name is pronounced Joakim not Joe Kim!




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 6, 2008 11:29 am
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

BTW, you might want to doublecheck - it looks like I'm not the only one who gave you 1's. I'd say the other "1's" you've gotten were probably also in response to the ratings you gave out. I have no ill will toward you but wanted to point out I wasn't the only "one."



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 6, 2008 11:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Hoosier Mick - Thanks for One starring all my posts. You're the only one. *hugs and kisses*

P.S. - You can still have humor without cu$$ w0rd$

Hey, CptMAsterShake, sorry about that but I was having a terrible day and the 1's and 2's you gave me first just jumped out at me so I rated yours the way I felt you had rated mine. I normally wouldn't do that but like I said I was have a really bad day. I think most folks on this blog either give 5 stars or don't rate at all so the three 1's and two 2's you gave me just caught my attention. Sorry about that.

P.S. - I absolutely agree with your P.S. but if you think my occasional four-letter words are not needed then you must not care for half of the posts here. I don't look for reasons to use them but they seem appropriate at times.




Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: October 5, 2008 9:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Photo 5- "Whoa!! This acid is really kickn in!!



Since: Jul 24, 2008
Posted on: October 4, 2008 4:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#4 "look mommy got a new purse it might smell a bit though"



Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 3, 2008 2:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Hoosier Mick - Thanks for One starring all my posts. You're the only one. *hugs and kisses*

P.S. - You can still have humor without cu$$ w0rd$




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 3, 2008 8:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Beautiful TJ

After an apprehensive response from the team, at the end of it all the Shock's new 'Pooch Smooch the Cooch' practice night had the players all smiling

If I could have 10 stared that one I would have.

Thanks!!! Sometimes I accidentally write something humorous...LOL




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 3, 2008 1:47 am
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Hoosier Mick
1) "False alarm guys... the 911 operator thought the caller said he was being overcome by a massive gas leak, but what he must have said was that he was being overcome by a massive a$$ cheek!"

Train Derailer
2)  An idiot of one.

River_Rat
3.  Welcome back to the game fans, there seems to be an altercation on the ice, lets see if we can tell what is going on.....The player in white seems to be inviting the player in red to a sunny beach, but it looks like the player in red would rather meet him at Fudruckers. 

Tarheel_rockman
4) "Sweeeet....!!!  And I thought I had a ROCK in my shoe...!"

Train Derailer
5)  It was 7 p.m., which meant it was time to put on his Jeopardy-watching face, and maybe tonight would be the night he would get one right.


River_Rat
Who took the Photograph

1.  Taken by Pee Wee Morris as he, Meat, Tommy and Billy waited outside of the porno shop for the authoritys to remove Reverand Flavel and certain members of "the Flock" after a tip was left with authorities about Porky's new business.

2. Craven Morehead official Indianapolis Colts photographer.  He was actually trying to get a shot of Coach Tony Dungy seen over the right shoulder of the Sargent.

3. Dana White.  After this photograph was taken several years ago, it sparked the inspiration for dano to create the UFC.

4. Cheu Mi Cookie  Photographer for Playgirl magazine for their Girls of the NBA edition.

5. Billy Donovan  This photo was hanging in the UF locker room for fall training with Donovan preaching to his team that two national championships don't automatically make you a superstar, or a member of a good NBA team.


October Scoreboard

1. River_Rat 3
2. Hoosier Mick 2
2. Train Derailer 2
3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. dudlydorit 1
3. Bluesox51 1
3. bostonboy46 1     
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 3, 2008 1:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

wow that cat commercial was something else.  I can see Bob Barker endorsing it already! Yeah... Maybe PETA does have a sense of humor?




Since: Jul 27, 2007
Posted on: October 3, 2008 12:43 am
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1- "Pee Wee Herman is HUGE in Japan!"

2-(This mask is NOT for combat play)

3-Not the first time a man in stripes has been between 2 guys...

4-"Oooooh Girl, you are SO not gellin'!"

5-"I can't feel my face!" " Dude, I can't feel my face!"



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