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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Comments

Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 6:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1)  It was going to be a long day for New York CSI forensic splatter pattern analyst Joey Kim.  The aftermath of 14 monks, all having completed their 40-year long vow of celibacy simultaneously and converging on the adult theater district, wasn't pretty, and collecting photographic evidence was merely the beginning of his task at what was being dubbed the "Catastrophe at  the Cats".

2)  An idiot of one.

3)  Anything can trigger a fight during a hockey game, but a disagreement over Len Goodman's assessment of Kim Kardashian's dance routine on "Dancing With the Stars" gets the refs involved early before the benches clear.

4)  The dog actually isn't her pet, but a halftime snack for assistant coach Rick Mahorn.

5)  It was 7 p.m., which meant it was time to put on his Jeopardy-watching face, and maybe tonight would be the night he would get one right.




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 6:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1} "OK, guys... Madonna said she'll see you now..."

2) Proof-positive that K-State fans actually DO exist somewhere other than Kansas...

3) "Hey, schlomo, didn't I tell you my brother was the ref...?"

4) "Sweeeet....!!!  And I thought I had a ROCK in my shoe...!"

5) Joakim Noah, in his Hollywood debut, caught here on the soundstage of "The Man With Two Noah-ses" 




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 6:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

2) Civilian Kansas fan from just out of view, "Hey Chambers, the Wildcats suck!" Chambers, "Man, I've been taking flack all day about my mask. If you say one more thing about K-State I'm going to kick your a$$!" Civilian Kansas fan, "Oh yea, you and what army? Oh sh!t! Never mind, I'll shut up."



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5) "I don't know what's wrong with him coach! He hasn't moved or even blinked for 30 minutes. It all started when I asked him about his friendship with Ricky Williams."



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4) Laugh if you want to... but he's trained to go into the visitor's locker room and pea in their shoes. We haven't lost a home game since the little guy joined the team!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1) "False alarm guys... the 911 operator thought the caller said he was being overcome by a massive gas leak, but what he must have said was that he was being overcome by a massive a$$ cheek!"



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5) Joakim Noah, most known for his basketball abilities, a NCAA championship and his famous Dad, has also mastered the skill of long-term staring. With a personal best of three hours and six minutes without blinking, he plans to compete for the world championship next month!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

3) "Holy crap! You're right; the puck is stuck up in there! I never would have believed it could fit in there. Now how are we going to get it out?"



Since: Aug 11, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#4 : No way...one of our ugly balls just turned into a dog!




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4) Most fans can't understand why Sparky is the Shock mascot until they hear and see him bark. Ever since he ate a sparkplug, sparks literally shoot out of his back end when he barks! Shocking but true!


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