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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


And I thought this cat commercial was pornographic...






































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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Comments

Since: Nov 28, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 5:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#4 Expert drug-sniffer, NARKY, steps up the new WNBA anti-drug program



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Normally I read through all the other captions before posting, which I don't have time to do today. (that's also why I normally try to post early rather than late) So if I repeat anyone else's caption - sorry in advance.

1) I didn't realize all Asian men were allergic to cat hair?!?




Since: Nov 28, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#3 "Almost....Just a sec, .....WOW! That was one tough ZIT!"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5. There's always one trick or treater baffled by the fact that no one will give them candy since they didn't dress up.

Lol... That one's perfect. With that facial hair, he looks EXACTLY like the 16-year-old kid that shows up at your door holding a bag and not wearing a costume. It's like, "Dude. Shouldn't you be out toilet-papering something, or at least talking to some girls?"



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Who took the Photograph

1.  Taken by Pee Wee Morris as he, Meat, Tommy and Billy waited outside of the porno shop for the authoritys to remove Reverand Flavel and certain members of "the Flock" after a tip was left with authorities about Porky's new business.

2. Craven Morehead official Indianapolis Colts photographer.  He was actually trying to get a shot of Coach Tony Dungy seen over the right shoulder of the Sargent.

3. Dana White.  After this photograph was taken several years ago, it sparked the inspiration for dano to create the UFC.

4. Cheu Mi Cookie  Photographer for Playgirl magazine for their Girls of the NBA edition.

5. Billy Donovan  This photo was hanging in the UF locker room for fall training with Donovan preaching to his team that two national championships don't automatically make you a superstar, or a member of a good NBA team. 




Since: Nov 28, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#2 U.S. Army tests new PROJECTILE SHIELD at Jayhawks game



Since: Nov 28, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

"It appears to be some kind of feline ejaculate"!



Since: Nov 28, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#5 Venus Williams regrets not reading the steroid warnings



Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 4:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1) The only place where a velcro tongue is the cause of death.

2) heeee heeeee heeee heeeee heeee heeeee heeee heeeee heeee heeeee heeee heeeee heeee heeeee look at my mask, I won it playing dominoes last night. heeee heeeee heeee heeeee

3) Grab both strings, cross them, then tuck one through the X pull  real tight the make a bunny ear wrap the opposite string over the bunny ear and tuck through, with the string you tucked make a bunny ear like the other, then with each hand grab an ear and pull.  there thats how you tie your gloves around his collar.

4) You say I stink have you smelled your feet Girl.

5) uh duh, I dunno why people always try to make funny comments about pictures on Joe's Blog, but I hope they dont notice my third nostril, maybe if i put my hand like this they wont see it.




Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Employees ready the Cats dinner theater for the evening performance


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