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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Comments

Since: Nov 3, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#1    I think Bill Murrays been here!!!  Its just a Baby Ruth!!!!!

#2    This oughta' scare the piss outta' Osama!!!

#3     Oh yeah!!!!! Well, Your Mother sells socks at Sears!!!!!!! Punk!!!

#4      If she makes me lick her toes, I'm reportin' her to PETA!!!!!

#5      MY GOD!!!!!  Whatt am I gonna' do with my Raider season tickets now!!!!!!!!




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Nursery Rhyme Lines in Context:

1. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

2. Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you dare?

3. When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away.

4. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

5. What are little boys made of?




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

3.  Minor league hockey players try to brush up on their smack talk but can't raise the bar any higher than "I know you are but what am I??"



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1.  Most obvious thing heard at this site "Here, Kitty kitty...."



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5.  Joakim Noah wonders if his mustache will ever grow in all the way.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4.  Taking a page out of the coal miner's handbook, WNBA players use small dogs to see if the air is ok to breathe after taking their sneakers off after a game.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

3.  Rival hockey players trade insults of "I had sex with yo' mama!".  They found out later that they were long lost brothers.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Time to Dress Up:

1. These performers felt dressing up as Health Officials would be a huge lift.

2. Chambers thought if he dressed up like Rip Hamilton, he might be able to get some more girls.

3. Obviously not real hockey players, these guys still have teeth.

4. I wanted to be a ballerina, but no mommy said what about a basketball player?

5. There's always one trick or treater baffled by the fact that no one will give them candy since they didn't dress up.




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

2.  A few too many viewings of The Mask leads this poor guy to believe he will gain superhuman powers! 



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1.  There was a lot of confusion and disappointment at the opening of the new wing of the SPCA.


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