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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
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Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5. Guiness Book of World Records Entry #1,524,367,321: Longest Stare without Blinking - Joakim Noah 4,658 minutes and 39.567342 seconds set during the 2007-2008 NBA basketball season.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 3:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5.  Agent, "Joakim, we have a trade offer for you from the Knicks."



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Beautiful TJ

After an apprehensive response from the team, at the end of it all the Shock's new 'Pooch Smooch the Cooch' practice night had the players all smiling

If I could have 10 stared that one I would have.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4.) Thanks to the WNBA's loose fitting wide leg shorts, fala the minuture pug has just stared into what even a dog considers, the face of hell.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4  From the looks of poor Rover's face, it becomes painfully obvious that dogs just can't handle a lob pass.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5. The look every professional sports player gets after finding out that the multi-million dollar contract they signed will get reduced by half by the time they are done paying federal taxes, and state taxes for every state they play in, and city taxes for every city they play in, and school district taxes, and county taxes, and ....



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#2. Pvt. Schamber couldn't understand why his commander had given him the mask, or why he was the only one assigned to "Mission Expendable Distraction, So That the Rest of the Unit Can Sneak Around the Enemy's Flank."



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Joe!  This is hilarious!Wow... You know, come to think about it, I don't think I want to know what's going on with that guy's hand or pocket...



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

2.   With Army playing so poor, army grunt Chamber thought that he would secretly root for the other team at their home game on September 27; Three problems arose - 1. He still wore his fatigues. 2. It was an away game. 3. The opponent wasn't K-State. Needless to say the week was well spent with a toothbrush and a load of diarhea toilets.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1. These men always made sure they were wearing the proper protection.

 



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