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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


And I thought this cat commercial was pornographic...






































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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Comments

Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

photo 5 - Joakim Noah Watching CBS stock plummit today.



Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4 & 5......Separated at birth: The pug & Joakim




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#1:  Suzuki (holding door)' "Damn, Ichiro!  Is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?  From the looks of that cramp in your hand I hope photos were the only thing you were shooting in there!  You know we are DNA testing, don't you?"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Joe!  This is hilarious!  The guy walking out the door in #1, it looks like he has a dildo in his right breast pocket and why is his hand cramped that way!!!!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 2:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#4:  Dog:  "Damn, lady!  If I was the 'Men in Black Dog' I would be saying, 'I hope that's your feet producing that not-so-fresh nauseating odor!'"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#1: After failing to find a suitable female to fulfill an active support role, the 40 year old virgin finally found his way to a "new release".



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#5: Hmmm.......I 'Noah' nothing!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#4:   After an apprehensive response from the team, at the end of it all the Shock's new 'Pooch Smooch the Cooch' practice night had the players all smiling!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#3:  Ref: ".......and the next time you check my boyfriend here, I'm gonna check you in the showers with a stick bigger than this!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#2:  Schamber, more of a grunt than officer material, went awol to catch a game, grab some brew and hopefully score with and anxiously-awaiting-to-satisfy-a-sol

dier split tail and brilliantly thought the mask idea would keep his superiors from recognizing him in the event he should be captured during a tv camera fan-in-the-stand span.


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