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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Comments

Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

#1:  Unable to find a suitable female to fulfill an active support role, the 40 year old virgin finally found a way to "release".



Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Photo 4 - Scene 138 from the Spike Lee's version of "Porky's"

Photo 5 - Scene 139 from Spike Lee's version of "Porky's"




Since: Sep 5, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1. Is Japan really that hard up for specimens that they have to result to Adult theatres?

2. Looks like the Army is has gone from "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to "Bondage at Kansas State" - shockingly also known as "Don't Ask, Don't Tell.".

3. Hey, You don't mess with my boyfriend - any other player out here, go ahead and knock his lights out, and I won't step in.  LEave my boy alone!

4. A Dog's Heaven - Fifi wandered into the locker room of the Detroit Shock, and found even bigger shoes to chew on.

5. Joakim Noah can't believe the latest news report in Chicago that he DOESN"T HAVE ENOUGH TALENT TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL!




Since: Aug 11, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1. Uh guys all I could find was this balled up gooey tissue paper in the corner. Psst when we get out of here I got to show you these pics. Sooo HOt!

2. Uh sir....I think the standard issued mask was a mistake. There gonna see me coming from a mile away!

3. The ref and #44 have something going on, on the side. 

Ref, "If you touch his butt agian I swear you'll feel the rath of god!"

4. Dog -"God I hopes it's mommies turn tonight!"

5. After seeing himself on TV, "Is that really what I look like????? " and "damn my mom is hot!"




Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

2) The worlds worst double agent



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

2) The worlds wort Double Agent.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

3. When the NHL invited Don King to help promote their sport to the United States, they  never figured on the linesman staging fights, complete with weigh ins, stare downs, and trashtalking.




Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

All Smiles - Things that make them smile

photo 1-  When your superior comes out of an adult film crime scene and says "I've never seen anything like that before."

photo 2 - Radio has joined the army and visits Kentucky State looking for his next managers job. He likes!

photo 3 - The extreme effects Axe Chocolate has on NHL referees

phpto 4 - This dog just told me they're not cancelling the WNBA! I believe him.

photo 5 - Some dog just told the Detroit Sparks the WNBA isn't being cancelled. Can you believe that!




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5.  From the looks of things that University of Florida education isn't working out so well for Joachim Noah while he is a contestant on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

 3) In 1989 John's new stepdad tried to become part of his life by reffing his Pee-Wee hockey games, 17 years later his attempts to be a real father to John have become off the charts embarrassing.


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