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Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 


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1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
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Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

3.  Welcome back to the game fans, there seems to be an altercation on the ice, lets see if we can tell what is going on.....The player in white seems to be inviting the player in red to a sunny beach, but it looks like the player in red would rather meet him at Fudruckers.  



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5) Nostalgic of the 3rd Grade, Bulls players asked Joakim Noah to smush his face and say "chubby bunny,"



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 1:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1.  Due to decency laws the owners had to settle for their second choice of naming their business Cats, instead of the obvious.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

1.  I guess it had been quite some time since poor Joe had seen "it".  And from the looks of the extensive clean up its going to be quite a while until he is allow to go back. 



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4) Members of the "Handsome Dan" family have been Yale's mascots since the beginning of Yale football, but the illigitmate child with the Taco Bell Chiuaua is barely keeping afloat working the WNBA.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

5)  Medical Doctor behind picture:  Now that rectal exam wasn't so bad, was it?



Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Photo 5 - "You mean....Bruce Willis was a Ghost the whole time? I never saw it coming! Wait...I think I just saw Paul Newman, Isaac Hayes, and Heath Ledger....."



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

4)  In the latest in the series "American Pie Hard Times," Matt Stifler sends his trained dog into the WNBA locker room with a micro camera around his neck expecting back a bunch of nude pics.  Unfortunately, the dog had a foot fetish, and Stifler just gets back pictures of shoes and feet.  




Since: Sep 17, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Photo 4 - "Detroit Shock WNBA Scientists have reached agreement with MADHOPS out of Westerville Ohio to continue the currently successful research of Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremors (or Farts) to increase the vertical leap and thus entertainment of the WNBA players. Pictured here are three (yes three) WNBA players Tremoring their gear before practice.



Since: Sep 3, 2008
Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater

Picture #1......Due to a shortage of sperm donors in Osaka county, the county commission enacts the desperate measure bill.


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