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Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

Posted on: October 27, 2008 10:27 am
Edited on: October 27, 2008 10:29 am
 

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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 13
2. River_Rat 10
2. TJ4499 10
3. Hoosier Mick 9
4. NFL-Solomon 8
5. Mister Peabody 5
6. ktopp24 3
6. reed8992 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. CptMasterShake 2
7. jzinger34 2
8. Jellydonut 1
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. kwelly 1
8. truefan1973 1
8. Meat Supply 1
8. Tarheel_rockman 1
8. dudlydorit 1
8. tdrd1205 1
8. ChicagoLaw21 1
8. Redwing#19 1
8. DallasTide09 1
8. tarkus 1
8. HawaiiHorn 1
8. Bluesox51 1
8. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado

1. "Hey McLaney, I think your wife is trying to come on to me! Ha Ha!"
2. "So... Where do you guys want to get traded to?"
3. Legendary douchebags Barney Walters and Sam Johnson shoot a big middle finger to breast cancer awareness.
4. The Village People II were all set to perform, but the guy in the sombrero was nowhere to be found.
5. Somewhere, his father is crying.
Comments

Since: Oct 22, 2007
Posted on: October 28, 2008 1:09 am
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

1. Officer Mahoney thought the Phanatics act was much funnier after he put him in handcuffs.

2. "Hmmm... So that's what feels like to win a World Series. Well, at least Tampa got a Stanley Cup".

3. After a decade of terrible seasons, the San Francisco rugby team decided to "man" up and embrace their role as leauge doormat.

4. After a world wide tour, Phil Collins decided to take some time off and go incongito to a motor bike race.

5. "I could have swore the Boogie Man was behind me"




Since: Mar 28, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2008 1:00 am
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

1. You see, that ticket you wrote me goes in where it belongs and comes out in your face.

2. They think they're so cool - not ALL chicks dig the long ball.

3. I'm telling you, hanging out with these gay guys is gonna get us all the ladies.

4. I will now cut his hands off at the wrist for stealing my sons motorcycle.

5. Johnny Depp- In his next role as Dorothy Hammil.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 27, 2008 11:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

Wow... Looks like we're going to come down to the wire this month


NFL-Solomon
1.) Everyone was impressed that the Philly Phanatic could actually remove a tampon with his hands behind his back.

NFL-Solomon
2. Disgruntled Rays stoicly protest the moment of silence for Steve Irwin.

Hoosier Mick
3) Digitus Primus, poses here just after defeating their nemesis, The Thumb Thumpers for the 2008 Thumb Wrestling Federation Championship. Coach Newt Knuckle (front row center) said, "I think the tide really turned when those Thumb Thumpers started calling my guys "PINKIES!" That's just not right at a thumb wrestling tournament!"

Train Derailer
4) "The race will begin when I scream 'death to America!' and push triggering device in my hand."

River_Rat
5. This is the look of EVERY married man just after his wife hollers, HEY!


Hoosier Mick
Perspective changes everything!

1) When it's been raining all day and your team has only been in 6 World Series in 125 years... even the same old shtick seems funny!
2) When you've lost the comforts of home field advantage (specifically heat, a roof and cowbells)... that same old shtick isn't very funny!
3) Placing your company's logo on the belly of the team's shirt for maximum exposure was a great idea... unless you're one of the guys that has to wear it.
4) Playing the bagpipes in the desert seems really out off place... unless the Prince pays you enough to do it!
5) This guy really seems gay... unless Richard Simmons is your uncle!



October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 14
2. Hoosier Mick 11
2. River_Rat 11
3. TJ4499 10
3. NFL-Solomon 10
4. Mister Peabody 5
5. ktopp24 3
5. reed8992 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax 3
6. CptMasterShake 2
6. jzinger34 2
7. Jellydonut 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. kwelly 1
7. truefan1973 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. dudlydorit 1
7. tdrd1205 1
7. ChicagoLaw21 1
7. Redwing#19 1
7. DallasTide09 1
7. tarkus 1
7. HawaiiHorn 1
7. Bluesox51 1
7. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2008 10:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

1) C'mon buddy!! I've never been tickled by a man in uniform before.

2) O.K  we're waiting......"bro you gotta hit the ball.

5) Pantene Pro "V"'s new sponsor for the "spun look".




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2008 9:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

3) Digitus Primus, poses here just after defeating their nemesis, The Thumb Thumpers for the 2008 Thumb Wrestling Federation Championship. Coach Newt Knuckle (front row center) said, "I think the tide really turned when those Thumb Thumpers started calling my guys "PINKIES!" That's just not right at a thumb wrestling tournament!"



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: October 27, 2008 8:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

5) Cruella De Vil cleverly left her dalmation suit in her closet, but nervously looks over her shoulders wondering if anyone has noticed the puppy stuffed in her jump suit.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2008 7:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

Perspective changes everything!

1) When it's been raining all day and your team has only been in 6 World Series in 125 years... even the same old shtick seems funny!

2) When you've lost the comforts of home field advantage (specifically heat, a roof and cowbells)... that same old shtick isn't very funny!

3) Placing your company's logo on the belly of the team's shirt for maximum exposure was a great idea... unless you're one of the guys that has to wear it.

4) Playing the bagpipes in the desert seems really out off place... unless the Prince pays you enough to do it!

5) This guy really seems gay... unless Richard Simmons is your uncle!




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: October 27, 2008 7:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

Not shocking:

1)  The Philly Phanatic arrested for snorting blow.

Shocking:

2)  The Rays outfielders thinking the game had converted to a home run derby after Joe Blanton's bomb and are relegated to the role of spectators.

Not shocking:

3)  The lack of intimidation your team possesses when wearing their road pinks.

Shocking:

4)  Not only has Wade Boggs converted to fundamentalist Islam, but he's an official race starter for cross-country moto-cross.

Not shocking:

5)  He's voting "no" on Prop 8 in the California election November 4th.




Since: Sep 16, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2008 7:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

1.  Please remove the handcuffs, I promise to leave Longoria alone, but don't blame me if he gets a hit! 



Since: Sep 3, 2008
Posted on: October 27, 2008 7:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Philly Phun!

Picture 4.....................A fist pump of victory from his 7-11 sponsor.


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