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Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

Posted on: October 28, 2008 12:11 pm
 

...base. (Guess these guys should have spent more time choreographing.)






















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October Scoreboard

1. Train Derailer 14
2. Hoosier Mick 11
2. River_Rat 11
3. TJ4499 10
3. NFL-Solomon 10
4. Mister Peabody 5
5. ktopp24 3
5. reed8992 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax 3
6. CptMasterShake 2
6. jzinger34 2
7. Jellydonut 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. kwelly 1
7. truefan1973 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. dudlydorit 1
7. tdrd1205 1
7. ChicagoLaw21 1
7. Redwing#19 1
7. DallasTide09 1
7. tarkus 1
7. HawaiiHorn 1
7. Bluesox51 1
7. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado


1. Only now did the players realize that the grounds crew had made the infield out of powdered manure to save money.
2. CRAB PEOPLE... CRAB PEOPLE... TASTE LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE.
3. "Oh come on, Raul... It's not that small. Why don't you just get out a magnifying glass while you're down there!?"
4. After the tackle, Tiffany would be sidelined due to what trainers called, "a hyperextended anus."
5. "Naw, man! You got the wrong bag. Those are my sunflower seeds, bro!"
Comments

Since: Aug 17, 2008
Posted on: October 29, 2008 4:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

The easy way to slide WHOOO!!

1. Need a push!

2. Did you find what you were looking for?

3. Take that heifer. That for stealing my man!

4. Hey I'll give you  $1.00 for that bag.




Since: Sep 21, 2008
Posted on: October 29, 2008 1:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

1.  Slip Sliding Away
2.  Boy, I sure nailed that routine!
3.  I'm sorry Mr. Wong......the Convention Center is two blocks from here.
4.  Wow! That was some tackle made by the tight end.
5.  Excuse me sir, are you Sandy Koufax?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: October 29, 2008 9:52 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

Sorry about the delay... I was feeling terrible last night. Slept 12 hours, though, and I'm good as new. Woohoo!

- Joe



Redwing#19
1. Jimmy Rollins looks towards Home Plate in astonishment as the Philly Phanatic does a belly flop in the deep end of the diamond

TJ4499
#2: Ancient oriental hand warming techniques are still widely unaccepted in the western cultures.

NFL-Solomon
3.) Condoleeza Rice was not looking forward to another of Dubya's open "brief"ing session on "internal matters".

CZRT
4. X-Ray photo of Georgia Bulldogs football practice

Redwing#19
5. Evan Longoria, being a huge Simpsons fan asks the groundkeeper to do an impersonation of Groundskeeper Willie. The groundskeeper being an "illegal" from Venezuela only comprehends the word "willie" from Longoria and is more than a little worried.


River_Rat
Bad News - Good News

1. The Bad news is that its raining so hard on the World Series, you have to take a boat from base to base. The good news is that you can start your slide half way between the bases.
2. The Bad news is these skaters have to train 7 days a week 15 hours a day. The Good news is that they are Fabulous!
3. The Good news is that the new owner is paying record salaries to the players. The Bad news is that the new owner is Jerry's brother Larry Jones and feels he needs to be on the field "helping" instead of the owners box.
4. The Good news is that now women are playing football in lingerie. The Bad news is.........there is no bad news. Women are playing freaking football in lingerie!
5. The Bad news is that it is still raining in Philadelphia on the World Series. The Good news is the Phillies Phanatic Finally got that smelly suit washed.


October Scoreboard

1. Train Derailer 14
2. River_Rat 12
3. Hoosier Mick 11
3. TJ4499 11
3. NFL-Solomon 11
4. Mister Peabody 5
5. ktopp24 3
5. reed8992 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax 3
5. Redwing#19 3
6. CptMasterShake 2
6. jzinger34 2
7. Jellydonut 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. kwelly 1
7. truefan1973 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. dudlydorit 1
7. tdrd1205 1
7. ChicagoLaw21 1
7. DallasTide09 1
7. tarkus 1
7. HawaiiHorn 1
7. Bluesox51 1
7. CZRT 1
7. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado



Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: October 29, 2008 9:08 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

2. Ice racing conga line. "Somebody grab my butt!"



Since: Mar 19, 2008
Posted on: October 29, 2008 2:51 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

1) I'm Jimmy Rollins and I have ear-flaps. 2) Chinese clone olympian! Almost. 3) Birth certificate investigation shows international futbol star, Ronaldinho, to be 12 years old. 4) Hunger turns to violence as models fight for food. 5) Longoria attacks, after Phillies fan dumps entirety of AL Rookie of the Year's 'Anti Monkey Butt Powder'. http://antimonkeybutt.com/ Please watch "Me & Richard." Oh my.




Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2008 9:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

5) " Hey bro this is a ballpark not a bird sanctuary, so quit throwing bird seed".



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2008 9:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

2) Cha Ching missed Ireanover's hand with the relay baton and due to speed and velocity both are now forced to assume this position until medics arrive.



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2008 9:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

Should be #3 ooops



Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2008 9:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

#2. What!?....... it's not small it's thin.

#2. Seriously coach.......... for the last time you need to get that checked out.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: October 28, 2008 8:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sloppy second...

3) When the team is sponsored by one of the worlds largest online gambling companies, the league detective examines injuries before the team doctor.



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