Because suspenders protect from pants-ings, but not wedgies... or this.
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*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975
1. That's just wrong... Where do you even find a brown Phillies hat?
2. Much to the dismay of neighborhood 12-year-olds, the girls of Delta Kappa Tau were getting $200 dollars per driveway.
3. "Who wants some of my Fruit Roll-Up!"
4. Knowing his costume would only be relevant for another week or so, Randy decided to get the most for his money by wearing it everywhere he went.
5. "It's not really protective, it's just kinda there so that people will look at your crotch. Then when they do, you yank up your kilt and start laughing at them. That's how we roll in Scotland! What... you didn't actually think that there was a purpose to dressing like this?"