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Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

Posted on: November 3, 2008 12:14 pm
Edited on: November 3, 2008 12:51 pm
 

Because suspenders protect from pants-ings, but not wedgies... or this.









































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1. That's just wrong... Where do you even find a brown Phillies hat?
2. Much to the dismay of neighborhood 12-year-olds, the girls of Delta Kappa Tau were getting $200 dollars per driveway.
3. "Who wants some of my Fruit Roll-Up!"
4. Knowing his costume would only be relevant for another week or so, Randy decided to get the most for his money by wearing it everywhere he went.
5. "It's not really protective, it's just kinda there so that people will look at your crotch. Then when they do, you yank up your kilt and start laughing at them. That's how we roll in Scotland! What... you didn't actually think that there was a purpose to dressing like this?"



Comments

Since: Feb 25, 2007
Posted on: November 3, 2008 4:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

1)  Fans beg for the Phillie Fanatic to put his costume back on.

2)  We may not be able to count to three for an accurate line change, but we look marvelous.

3) A red card for praying for rain; soccer games don't get cancelled due to rain.

4) John McCain looks incredibly life-like at one of his final campaign appearances.

5) "Just as I suspected; Scots have nothing under their kilts."




Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 4:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

3) "Please, please pee in my hands so I can splash it into my face"



Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 4:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

1. Philladelphia has been known for their lack of good looking strippers. "If you show me mine, I'll show you yours!"

2. They say that the good guy always wears white. Regardless, never trust a woman with a shovel in her hand.

3. Tommy was so hungry. He didn't care that his only meal for the day was a little piece of red laminated cardboard he got from begging at the local game.

4. This is the man your mamma told you to worry about!

5. "I never thought I'd say this, but I still think we need to take a half inch off in the crotch. Holla!




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 4:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

Joe's Guide to Being a Fan

1. Do support your team.  Don't do it half naked with a smaller package than most 8 year olds.

2. Do have beautiful women to entertain during lulls in the action.  Don't let them stay on long enough to melt the ice.

3. Do play as hard as you can.  Don't grovel like a pu$$y if you get ejected from the game.

4. Do wear a disguise to go to the big game if you told your wife you were visiting a sick Aunt.  Don't wear one that cameras are attracted to.

5. Do embrace customs from other countries.  Don't let a stranger touch your bag.




Since: May 22, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 4:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#1 Joe is reason why we dont let some teams win championships very often




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#3: Please sir, can't I just get an easy button?




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#4:  Many fans thought McCain was giving the thumbs up due to the Giants incredible onfield performance until Sarah Palin stood up and spit!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#2:  Every year when the Devils play the Angels in the semi-pro hockey league the half time show receives a standing ovation....the shovels are to clean up the "thank yous" the men leave on the ice after the show.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear

4)  John McCain celebrates that he is the 1,000 consecutive presidential candidate to visit Madason Square Garden and support the home team. 



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#2:  Naughty, Nice, Nice, Naughty....mmm, mmm, mmm....no matter how you shovel it boys, sometimes the s#%t is good enough to be very, very bad!!!


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