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Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

Posted on: November 3, 2008 12:14 pm
Edited on: November 3, 2008 12:51 pm
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Because suspenders protect from pants-ings, but not wedgies... or this.









































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1. That's just wrong... Where do you even find a brown Phillies hat?
2. Much to the dismay of neighborhood 12-year-olds, the girls of Delta Kappa Tau were getting $200 dollars per driveway.
3. "Who wants some of my Fruit Roll-Up!"
4. Knowing his costume would only be relevant for another week or so, Randy decided to get the most for his money by wearing it everywhere he went.
5. "It's not really protective, it's just kinda there so that people will look at your crotch. Then when they do, you yank up your kilt and start laughing at them. That's how we roll in Scotland! What... you didn't actually think that there was a purpose to dressing like this?"



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Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#5:  See I made this out of ceramic and put my hand print in it....in Scotland that's how we show possession of our boy toys!



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

#1:  Protected Penile Boy fends off naughty don't-take-for-an-answer horny females with his super power enhanced duct taped stain resistant briefs.  Alas ladies!  You may get a rise out of him, but you'll never get a ride!



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 3, 2008 3:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

1)  He knew he should have put on an eye mask as he's always gotten a rise out of seeing the Phily Fanatic in person.

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1)  A new definition of the 7th inning stretch.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

2)  With these girls, you can't lose wither you come up heads or tails.

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2)  When the facilities manager checked these girls for hand callouses to make sure they were really working, the only hard thing he could find was between his legs. 

5)  For guys like you that prefer the freedom of not having to wear a protective cup I recommend this padded leather shield for external protection.




Since: Oct 22, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

1) "P" is for "Pants.  Wear some."

2) Look at the SIZE of those.. shovels!

3) After begging and pleading for seconds, the referee decided to give the last red biscuit to the player.

4) At least McCain got to celebrate something this week!

5) "Since you can't wear anything under the kilt, you gotta put your jock on over the kilt."




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

4.  A cleverly desguised Jerry Jones attempts to blend in with the crowd and scout the Giants.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

3. As Raul is ejected he fearfully looks toward the sidelines only to see Coach Singltary glaring back at him.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

5.  New from Blamo.  Do you love going to the big game and having a few cold ones, only to find the need to make multiple trips to the mens room.  Well don't miss a single play with Covert Catheter.  Sure its a scottish kilt, but thats not a sporran attached to the front, its a cleverly disguised pouch for your catheter to fill.  Good for 4 hours or 10 beers whichever comes first.  Don't miss another TD catch with the Covert Catheter. 



Since: Jan 10, 2007
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

Picture # 5  The Kilt

"Yep, you definately got a big set of em to be walking around like this".




Since: Jan 10, 2007
Posted on: November 3, 2008 2:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Duct tape and underwear...

Picture #1  Duct tape and Underwear

"Ok you guys, you said it might be chilly outside but I'm not feeling any shrinkage".



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