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Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Posted on: November 10, 2008 12:20 pm
Edited on: November 10, 2008 8:10 pm
 

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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 3
2. EagleMtnAirtax 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. Jellydonut 2
2. River_Rat 2
3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. CZRT 1
3. Mr. Unknown! 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. BigBluMasochist 1
3. jjcraig81 1
3. Cosmic Kellett 1
3. mefisher 1
3. Ooopsflynn 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. When Colonel Armstrong told his troops to, "Make haste with your ramrods and musket balls!" he should have expected that at least one of his men would whip it out. He also should have known that threatening the soldier with, "discharge" would make him a laughingstock around the officers table.
2. ...and thus ended the most disturbing oral sex demonstration of all time.
3. A new weight class has been added above heavyweight... Known as "Overweight", this class only requires that fighters meet a minimum standard of 70% body fat. To build interest in the obese community, initial rules allow for gloves filled with delicious jellies and creams.
4. In a side-by-side test with the Army's Uncle Sam poster, 96% of recruits preferred the Air Force's new poster, featuring "that girl Brandy who you went to high school with, and who may possibly hook up with you once she finds out you've enlisted." . The other 4% were not allowed to join.
5. "You see, Allen, winning and losing isn't all that important in Detroit... as long as you burn something down when it's over."
Comments

Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: November 17, 2008 2:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1) You! I said Hold your weopan Still! You! You must hold your Rifle Erect! Now Ready, Aim.........

2) The Response Sergio and his Caddy gave when asked " How many Times would you Do Madonna "

3) Im a Shrimpin Boat Captain, My name is Bubba, I gots all kine of Shrimp. Boxer shakes his head and says " Damn the punch knocked me back to the 90's.

4) Look Ma I'm getting $40,000 in the Air Force advantage fund and all I have to do is be a Cheerleader.

5) Psst, Hey A.I. where in Philly can I get a Good Cheesesteak if you know what I mean.




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 15, 2008 12:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1) "Sacre  bleu!!!  You call yourselves Frenchman!!! Watch your aim!!  Swine, no wonder we lost WWII....!"

2) Sergio once again falls back on the language barrier to try to improve his scorecard...

3) It was at this very moment that Eugene came to the sudden realization that twenty years of amnesia had cost him more than his health, but sadly also his second violin chair at the New York Symphony. 

4) Jennifer proves to the world that she definitely qualifies to be in TWO academies: Air Force and navel.

5) "You know, if you want to go after Joe for posting your photo last week.... I'm with you!"




Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: November 11, 2008 7:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

LATE, BUT I HAD TO PUT THESE IN

Picture 1: Badges, we don't need no stink'n badges!

Picture 2: Not seen in this picture, John Daly ask "how many more drinks can you handle".

Picture 3: Mike Tyson is really out of shape!

Picture 4: I thought Air Force Amy was all nude.

Picture 5: Don't look right now, but thats the dude that threw the cup at Ron Artest.



Since: Jun 4, 2007
Posted on: November 11, 2008 1:42 am
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Who cares about captioning a pic, that Pic #4 is just worth to come here



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 11, 2008 1:30 am
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Hoosier Mick
1) Throw back uniform day at the skeet shooting competition.

Cosmic Kellett
2. Unable to get thier stories straight on how many strokes had already been played, Garcia was no longer allowed to use the honor system.

kwelly
3 - King Hippo just couldn't handle Little Mac's star punches.

jcraig81
Photo 4 - Hmmm i wonder if she has a landing strip?

Hoosier Mick
5) "Don't freak out later when you see a guy in a mask... it's just me!"


River_Rat

You Know its a Monday When....

1. The Cournel points out to the rest of the troops that your "rifle" has a much shorter barrel than the rest of the platoon.
2. Your caddy, in a not so subtle hint, points out that you pay below scale for his services.
3. You think your a bad man with the scars to prove it, when in to the ring walks 7' 2" Mongo "The Mutilator" Pacino.
4. You are looking your best for the team and fans, when you realize that a whole section of flannel shirt wearing women are looking your way and licking their lips.
5. Your new teammate informs you that the hot little number you picked up last night was Kwame Kilpatrick's love toy.


November Scoreboard

1. Hoosier Mick 5
2. River_Rat 3
3. EagleMtnAirtax 2
3. Mister Peabody 2
3. Jellydonut 2
3. Cosmic Kellett 2
3. jjcraig81 2
4. NFL-Solomon 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. CZRT 1
4. Mr. Unknown! 1
4. kwelly 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. BigBluMasochist 1
4. mefisher 1
4. Ooopsflynn 1
4. Sunnysidez86 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 11, 2008 12:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1. Not to say Joe is old.......but this was his first photo ever straight from the Battle of Bunker Hill.Oooohhhh.... Burn!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 11:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Gaseous Anomalies Abound!

1) Gunpowder smell is excellent for covering flatulence!

2) Anthony Kim, Sunday afternoon at the Ryder Cup, just out of view: "Guys! C'mon! How many bowls of that bean soup did you have for lunch?!?"

3) "Oh man! I hope no one heard that?"

4) Yes, flatulence is measured in volume and air force.

5) Allen man, please don't blow my cover... just slowly walk away from this area and I'll blame the silent-but-deadly I just dropped on Rasheed here in a minute like I always do.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 10:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

3) Elton is inadvertently giving new meaning to the term "Punching Bag!"

3) At this exact moment it hit him... "Punching Bag" probably isn't meant as a term of endearment.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 10:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1) Throw back uniform day at the skeet shooting competition.



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 10:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

2) Caddy: I got both Air force girls last night!!.  Sergio: Yea, and I was lucky to get just one!!


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