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Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Posted on: November 10, 2008 12:20 pm
Edited on: November 10, 2008 8:10 pm
 

"Of course you know, this means war!"




























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November Scoreboard
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2. EagleMtnAirtax 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
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3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
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3. Mr. Unknown! 1
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3. Cosmic Kellett 1
3. mefisher 1
3. Ooopsflynn 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Meat Supply 1
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*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
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*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. When Colonel Armstrong told his troops to, "Make haste with your ramrods and musket balls!" he should have expected that at least one of his men would whip it out. He also should have known that threatening the soldier with, "discharge" would make him a laughingstock around the officers table.
2. ...and thus ended the most disturbing oral sex demonstration of all time.
3. A new weight class has been added above heavyweight... Known as "Overweight", this class only requires that fighters meet a minimum standard of 70% body fat. To build interest in the obese community, initial rules allow for gloves filled with delicious jellies and creams.
4. In a side-by-side test with the Army's Uncle Sam poster, 96% of recruits preferred the Air Force's new poster, featuring "that girl Brandy who you went to high school with, and who may possibly hook up with you once she finds out you've enlisted." . The other 4% were not allowed to join.
5. "You see, Allen, winning and losing isn't all that important in Detroit... as long as you burn something down when it's over."
Comments

Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 10:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

...and they're off!

1) "How many times do I have to tell you??? Don't fire until I say GO!"

2) One to get ready and two to go!

3) "Race? You crazy? I don't go nowhere fast!"

4) "Come fly with us! We'll give your jet engines a boost!"

5) "Run and gun baby, run and gun!"




Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 10:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1. These scoring celebrations have been banned by the Federal Government due to people complaining about breathing second hand gun smoke.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 10:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

2) Sergio: "I'll take one of those ice cold Michelobs!" His Caddy: "Sergio, you lightweight! I've been doing the heavy lifting all day, I'll take two!"




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2008 9:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

4)  Remember this Johnny Cochran defense if you get too forward with one of these girls:  If your hand don't fit you must acquit.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2008 9:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

4)  Remeber this Johnny Cochran defense if you get too forward with one of these girls:  If your hand don't fit you must aquit.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 10, 2008 9:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Winners and Losers:

1)  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers may be winners at 6-3, but this musket team promo is sure a loser.

2)  Sergio wins a golf tournament every once in a while, but he is certainly the biggest loser on tour.

3)  This guy won the contest to fight the champ, but we'll see what a loser he is about 10 seconds after the bell rings.

4)  The girls are huge winners, but their dates later tonight are bound to strike out and lose.

5)  Iverson may be a big winner, but the Pistons have done nothing but lose since he arrived.




Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 8:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1.  "Don't fire guys.  We don't really want this war.  This is just for show."

     "BANG!"

     "Oh shiz!"

2.  Hershey's chocolate.....brought to you by......the guys that invented the peace sign.

3.  "Hmmmm.  Maybe I should start working out??"

4.  Ebonics is really having an impact on today's society.  Here we have the Air Force cheerleaders, wearting Ebonic abbreviated R-force T shirts for "Air Force".  You'd think with all the money we're throwing at the government, their uniforms would read "Air Force - Mess with us and we'll kick you to the moon" embroidered in gold and shiz.

5.  "Allright....wifey's not home.  Tonight we pull a panty raid!"

 




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 8:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

2.  Sergio and his caddy play a game of "odd-even" to see who gets stuck carrying an intoxicated John Daly back to the clubhouse.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 8:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1.  The 5th Opera Battallion were known just as well for their fighting ability as their melody while reloading.



Since: Sep 15, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 8:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1: My avitar can kick all off your arses.

2: I'm telling you, Seve has 2 holes in his head not 1!  (I know that was kinda sick)

3: For the 2009 season the NY Yankees have decided to go with "fat guy" instead of "steroid guy" at first base.

4: Cheerleaders! 1 more reason to join the Air Force instead of the Marines, that and also you won't DIE!!!!. It goes full circle, first they are there when you are learning to fly jets, then their there as stewerdasses when you retire to become a comercial pilot.

5: I don't care how hot that chick from the Airforce is, I'm not going down there.



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