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Photo caption contest: Revolution!

Posted on: November 10, 2008 12:20 pm
Edited on: November 10, 2008 8:10 pm
 

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November Scoreboard
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*February winner: TennFan1975

1. When Colonel Armstrong told his troops to, "Make haste with your ramrods and musket balls!" he should have expected that at least one of his men would whip it out. He also should have known that threatening the soldier with, "discharge" would make him a laughingstock around the officers table.
2. ...and thus ended the most disturbing oral sex demonstration of all time.
3. A new weight class has been added above heavyweight... Known as "Overweight", this class only requires that fighters meet a minimum standard of 70% body fat. To build interest in the obese community, initial rules allow for gloves filled with delicious jellies and creams.
4. In a side-by-side test with the Army's Uncle Sam poster, 96% of recruits preferred the Air Force's new poster, featuring "that girl Brandy who you went to high school with, and who may possibly hook up with you once she finds out you've enlisted." . The other 4% were not allowed to join.
5. "You see, Allen, winning and losing isn't all that important in Detroit... as long as you burn something down when it's over."
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Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 8:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

3.  A battered and bruised Grimmace tries to catch his breath in his bout vs the Hamburglar in the Ronald McDonald Brawl-For-All



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 8:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

You Know its a Monday When....

1.  The Cournel points out to the rest of the troops that your "rifle" has a much shorter barrel than the rest of the platoon.

2. Your caddy, in a not so subtle hint, points out that you pay below scale for his services.

3. You think your a bad man with the scars to prove it, when in to the ring walks 7' 2" Mongo "The Mutilator" Pacino.

4. You are looking your best for the team and fans, when you realize that a whole section of flannel shirt wearing women are looking your way and licking their lips.

5. Your new teammate informs you that the hot little number you picked up last night was Kwame Kilpatrick's love toy.




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

5. Allen is stunned to find out that the Detroit Pistons have just hired their new GM, Matt Millen.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

4.  In a first, the US Army is suing the US Air Force for violating the "No Nookie" clause in recruiting posters.  The Army had no answer for the Air Force beauty seeing that Staff Sargent Helga Ballbreaker was quickly ignored on her My Space page.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

3.  The newly formed Legends Boxing Federation saw their first bout between Ivan Appetite and George Foreman.  Between rounds George fired up his legandatry grill for snacks to get into the head of Ivan.  Looks like its working. 



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

2.  Asked to give their Movie Review for Sex in the City, Sergio only gives it a 1.  but his caddy Lighty N. Loafers gave it a resounding 2 stars.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1. Coach Bilichick always looking for an edge, has the troops fire blanks for a Patriots score, and live rounds for an opponents score.  Roger Goodell is looking into the rules for this.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1. Not to say Joe is old.......but this was his first photo ever straight from the Battle of Bunker Hill.



Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 7:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

2) Those moronic Frenchies are are always trying to brag about how "big" their junk is.



Since: Oct 13, 2008
Posted on: November 10, 2008 5:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!

1. Sam had snuck into the game dressed as a minuteman, but his highwater kakhis were a dead give away and he was quickly outed by Col. Armstrong.

2. Unable to get thier stories straight on how many strokes had already been played, Garcia was no longer allowed to use the honor system.

3. Training? ...... Training!?......... don't talk to me about training.



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