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Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

Posted on: November 12, 2008 12:10 pm
Edited on: November 12, 2008 12:46 pm
 


Man, he could at least be doing something to entertain the people around him.























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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. Mister Peabody 3
4. EagleMtnAirtax 2
4. Jellydonut 2
4. Cosmic Kellett 2
4. jjcraig81 2
4. BigBluMasochist 2
5. NFL-Solomon 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. jzinger34 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. CZRT 1
5. Mr. Unknown! 1
5. kwelly 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. mefisher 1
5. Ooopsflynn 1
5. Sunnysidez86 1
5. Meat Supply 1
5. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. Woman on right: "Ha ha... That guy's getting some bush!"
2. No need to show off, Marty. Besides, I'm sure that all the guys at the leather bar have already heard about your "talents".
3. ...and with the release of the white powder, Lindsay Lohan floated down from the rafters, using Toucan Sam's signature "Just follow your nose!"
4. "OK, who the hell brought Gigantor!? I can't see anything!"
5. Spike Lee screams in surprise when Chris Rock delivers a quick pinch on the butt.
Comments

Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: November 13, 2008 12:34 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

5. Spike Lee tries his best Ray Charles move

4. Since I can't score with my hands, I'll kick it in

3. Lebron  moonlights as a sumo wrestler

1. OMG,   THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DAYLIGHT,  LORD HELP ME as Joe ponders his next move.




Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: November 13, 2008 12:24 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

Innuendo

1. What do you mean you don't wanna trim my bush?

2. Your balls feel fuzzy. 

3. Now that's what I call magic powder!

4. Talk about a hard foul!

5. Now that's what I call a close encounter of the turd kind!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 13, 2008 12:08 am
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

Beaver56
1) Watch carefully as the Cougar sizes up her next victim.

River_Rat
2. For months nothing seemed abnormal about Stan after the strange glowing dog bit him. But now he has an irresistable urge to catch tennis balls and lick his crotch.

NFL-Solomon
3.) The "zombie dust" Lebron cast in the air for his vodoo ritual was not as disturbing as the chicken bones littering the court.

Redwing#19
4.New from the NBA! Life size marionettes! Now you can recreate your favorite plays during the season. Collect them all!

jzinger34
#5. Dang Chris, How come you can't make me laugh this hard at your show!



River_Rat
Time for a Doctor

1. Orthopedic Surgeon --- Never attempt a drunken double gainer off of a ferris wheel at the state fair, or you could land akwardly next to a cow.

2. Dentist -- Always be at the ready when Tommy "Fireball" Johnson is serving. Especially if your nickname is "the Windmill".

3. Optometrist --- Always keep your smack in a tightly closed container. Fortunatly he tested clean for drugs, but now his dealer has some explaining to do.

4. Dermitologist--- Looks like this ball player need to get a large Wart-ior burn off of his back.

5. Optometrist --- Spike never saw the man kiss from Chris coming, now a host of proposition 8 supporters are asking for cameo's in his next film.


November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 6
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. Mister Peabody 3
4. EagleMtnAirtax 2
4. Jellydonut 2
4. Cosmic Kellett 2
4. jjcraig81 2
4. BigBluMasochist 2
4. NFL-Solomon 2
4. Redwing#19 2
4. jzinger34 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. CZRT 1
5. Beaver56 1
5. Mr. Unknown! 1
5. kwelly 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. mefisher 1
5. Ooopsflynn 1
5. Sunnysidez86 1
5. Meat Supply 1
5. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Nov 12, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2008 11:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

1.  "what do you mean 'who knew wedding chapels had drive through'?"

2.  Tonight on SpikeTV -- when Roddick serve goes terribly wrong, no one is safe . . .

3.  In our top story -- Lebron James has announced his sudden retirement from the NBA.  James will be traveling to Tokyo within the next week to begin training with Mr. Fuji for a career in professional wrestling.  "Sure, a ring would have been nice," said James "but as nice as the intercontinental title belt?  I don't think so." A telephone call seeking comment by any survivng Nike executives was  not returned.

4.  "Yo, Brandan -- I took karate back in the day, think 'Bron could use a tag team partner?"

5.  "I know, Spike, the free agent class of 2010 makes me happy down there as well."



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2008 11:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

#1. "OMG! I can't believe I took her home last night!"

#2.  "I got a tennis ball jammed in my mouth! I hate when that happens!"

#3.  "I'll just create a smoke screen and no one will even know I double dribbled."

#4.  "You put your right foot in and shake it all about, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around."

#5. "Damn! My brother looks like Richard Simmons in Sweatin to the Oldies!"



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 12, 2008 10:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

4.New from the NBA! Life size marionettes! Now you can recreate your favorite plays during the season. Collect them all!Wow... That one is great. I knew that #4 would be tough, but I think we have a leader in the clubhouse!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: November 12, 2008 10:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

#1 - After years of trying to get her friends to let her in on the secret, Mary finally discovers what "Coyote Ugly" means.  



Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2008 9:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

2. And 1 time at tennis camp...

5.Now we all know what they mean by a Spike Lee joint.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2008 9:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

State of...

1) State of drunkenness brought on by constant nagging and being forced to attend a wedding when the big game is on!

2) State of aggravation brought on by five straight double-faults!

3) State of anticipation brought on by the ceremonial talcum powder toss.

4) State of confusion brought on by players and limbs going in different directions!

5) State of elation brought on by recent election results.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: November 12, 2008 9:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...

State of....

1)



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