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Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

Posted on: November 18, 2008 11:26 am
Edited on: November 18, 2008 12:13 pm
 


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1. Saudi Arabia's first "Openly Gay Motocross" was going great until, of course, all the participants were stoned to death at the finish line.
2. Easter Egg Hunt: I may have heard that there are topless pictures of this cricket-lover somewhere on the internet. (They're real, and they're spectacular.)
3. "...and this bronze sculpture immortalizes the time that Great Uncle Elmer threw out his back while attempting to change a tire."
4. Roger did get a few laughs for the shock value, but in the end, everyone agreed that his Catholic priest impression just wasn't cool.
5. Jim attends Dunder Mifflin's monthly company outing disguised as one of the crew members at the track. In yet another sickeningly sweet television moment, Jim waits for the rest of his co-workers to follow the tour to where he's hiding, eventually turning around to surprise Pam with a marriage proposal! (Please, God, don't let them ruin that show.)
Comments

Since: Sep 7, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 4:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

Dear Future Photo Caption Contestants:
Avoiding violation of man laws such as 104k (no wearing hats backwards after you reach 20 years of age) and 302c (don't get caught on a moped and don't get caught on a bike with another dude) will help you avoid having your picture in the contest

And in non-related news unless you're me, the sport of cricket has a new fan
OR
Best wickets I've seen since Mick Dundee shagged that reporter from NY

Ta-DAH!!! Our newest homage to senior citizens clumsy enough to lose balance but strong enough to not have to call for help.... In the eternal words of Lloyd Christmas... "Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

Larry looks bewildered as he's never had anything this big in his hands and hasn't felt buns this soft since college....

I don't care how you sell it, Keanu cannot play a racecar anything.... should have taken a page from the book of a winner like Hef and taken the blue pill




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 4:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

2. America has Hooter's restruant. In England, they have Whackers. Just as subtle, wouldn't you say?



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 4:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

1. The new alternative lifestyle superhero's, Buttman and the boy wonder Swallow arrive to the crime scene on the buttcycle.



Since: Oct 3, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 3:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

Shuless,

I don;t play WOW, but the guy in pic #5 looks like he does! I heard that game takes your life and sucks it out of you!




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 2:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

2. "Hey guys - I heard there was a sticky wicket here..."

3. "Dan - yeah, can you back up? Move back a little Dan... Dan, the statue's hand is grabbing your - ah, the hell with it - SAY CHEESE!"

4. "I'll let you bite mine if you'll let me bite yours?"

5. "Hey, babe. You know, I'd look much cooler if I knew where I'd left my sunglasses..."




Since: May 10, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 2:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

1) Ahmed while do they call these Crotch rockets? I dont know hussein why? I thought they called them rice burners? why does everything have a racial tone to it! My name Hussein is now a bad word, and all we were doing was talking about a Motorcycle, and it has awful nicknames too, it must be the man trying to keep us down.

2) After I found the Eggs, I realized why here knee pads covered so much of her lower legs, and boy I would love to get paddle after a workout with her.

3) Look a statue with Osteoperosis!

4) Hey wanna play! I dont even fit into the bun baby!

5) Driver is passing by a mirror! hey baby havent seen you in awhile whats happening! then realized how stupid he looked because he wasnt in his own bedroom like usual.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2008 2:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

4)  This new high security hot dog exposes both ends for total transparency to the stadium guards.

5)  His youth is exposed by the lack of sponsorships on his jacket. 




Since: Jul 30, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 2:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

Picture #1 - Shouldn't they be wearing leather boots and gloves and leather chaps and vests.... I mean for safety reasons of course.

Picture #2 - ls it just me or does it seem fundamentally wrong that there is no one in the stands to see the teams new, comfortable, freedom-of-moment uniforms? 

Picture #3 - Not to be graphic but I have just four words - "left hand = big smile".

Picture #4 - Does Nike know "that" guy is wearing their swoosh logo as a lapel pin?  Something tells me they don't.

Picture #5 - "Five dollar..., five dollar..., five dollar footlongs..."




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 18, 2008 2:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

1)  Harry and Lloyd arriving at Arrowhead Stadium having left Providence three days and 2,200 miles ago in search of Mary.  Unfortunately they made a wrong turn in Nebraska and drove 500 of the 1,800 mile trip in the wrong direction.  Since the Chiefs are playing the Bronco's, no telling when they will figure out their mistake. 

2)  Jiminy Cricket is here at the cricket match to make a wish on the gold stars of this pretty girl.  Rumor has it he is tired of aimlessly rubbing his two legs together and hopes with luck she can be of further assistance.




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2008 1:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Two guys on a motorcycle?

#2:  What color are her eyes?


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