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Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
Comments

Since: Apr 29, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 4:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

2.) Krunk Juice.........Try for yourself............it will knock the teeth right outchyo mouth

 

4.) I told you I would bring your balls to you on a Silver Platter




Since: Nov 22, 2006
Posted on: November 21, 2008 6:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#2... Melamine....it's not just for breakfast anymore!



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: November 21, 2008 2:21 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) Nick Faldo expresses that it has been 10 FULL YEARS since he was relevent.

2) The boy, with a weapon to throw and no teeth to knock out, was a child star in the world of soccer hooliganism.

3) We are doing this cigarette break ALL wrong!

4) I can see why they say what they say behind my back, I am good at handling crazy amounts of balls. I can handle multiple balls like nobody's business.

5) Man, that is an ice cold story, A.I! For real, in Denver they traded away Camby for NOTHING? Brutal!



Since: Jan 15, 2008
Posted on: November 21, 2008 1:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

HERE IS WHAT UBS STANDS FOR!!!!

"Understanding Barack's Shit"




Since: Sep 7, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 4:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. When asked how many friends he actually had, Faldo looked up with each hand stretched out and thinking hard about taking AT LEAST another shoe off....

2. Not only has the Chinese Government put a Quota on how many sons you have, they control the teeth count too, wondering how the US pulled this off in the South

3. Larry's lover is still not amused with him getting in the previous Photo Caption Contest while holding a weiner in his hand

4. I haven't had this many balls in front of me since tennis training camp in Milan.... those were the days

5. A.I.: "C'mon man, we talking bout sandals.... sandals on the bench! Not sneakers..... but SANDALS!"
Stuckey and Rip: "Oh, not again.... what is Dumars doing to us?"




Since: Jan 15, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 11:13 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) Nick Faldo "Hey I told you guys before, I not a member of the UNITED BLOWJOB SOCIETY"

2) Man w/ drunk boy "There is nothing better than a drunk toothless boy"

3) Two men w/ book "What's the book for, your personal journal? No, it's a list of all the places we had sex.. Damn it Richard, your embarrising me again!!!"

4) Andy Roddick " I'm famous and gay, so when I ask for balls on a silver platter, it means I want Pee Herman, Michael Jackson or Allen Iverson to come over and play"

5) Piston player's "(A.I.) I just found out Andy Roddick wants my balls on a silver platter, I'm so shocked!!!! (teammates) "Just hide your face or look the other way, maybe he will think we didn't hear him or paying attention to what he's talking about.."  




Since: Aug 1, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 9:55 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1.)  "They were real... and they were spectacular!"



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 8:55 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

DRAT!

Yesterday was so busy at work, I didn't get a chance to post, so I printed out the pictures intending to post from home, then promptly fell asleep in my recliner.

5.) While most everyone can't even look at NFL-Solomon in their disgust, Allen Iverson gives him the blame filled stare-down.




Since: Oct 9, 2006
Posted on: November 20, 2008 7:35 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) Yes, Tripple H is my son no further Questions....
2) I may have lost my teeth opening daddy's beer, but he's getting me a X-Box360 for all my hard work live in this world play in ours....
3) That's a Vampire haven we most move before the onset of darkness...
4) I wonder if anyone suspects I'm really the "Flash"!
5)  Iverson: Damn I wonder what I'm gonna eat tonight, Other Two: Yo is that the groupie we both..., and said we never call again AWwww man cover up maybe she won't notice it's us...



Since: Jul 24, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 2:45 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. Trust me I did not kidnap your son.
2. Meth messed up my teeth so I switched to beer.
3. There is nothing in this book about canabalisim.
4.Took me a wile to work up the balls.
5. Dude I can't believe you are wearing those flip flops after Labor Day.


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