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Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 9
2. NFL-Solomon 7
3. Hoosier Mick 5
4. Mister Peabody 3
4. BigBluMasochist 3
4. Redwing#19 3
4. TJ4499 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax 2
5. Jellydonut 2
5. Cosmic Kellett 2
5. jjcraig81 2
5. jzinger34 2
5. Mr. Unknown! 2
5. kwelly 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. CZRT 1
6. CapoCapoCapo 1
6. Beaver56 1
6. hoopsisbest 1
6. Kilrbats 1
6. Beevillian 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. mefisher 1
6. Ooopsflynn 1
6. Sunnysidez86 1
6. Meat Supply 1
6. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: November 20, 2008 12:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

TJ4499
#1: Faldo emphatically denies he is the newest member of the Un - Bathed - Scrotum club.

chirocolt
2) Baby teeth: the best way to open a bottle.

TJ4499
#3: Larry Craig anxiously awaits a 'toe tap' response at his new extra curricular activities locale, a public park bench.

chirocolt
4) Not exactly what he had in mind when asking for Andy Roddick's balls served on a silver platter.

hoopsisbest
5) Com'on man, put the shoes back on. "No way, man, cause I heard him say PRACTICE. I mean practice? We're talkin bout practice? Go 'head an hide yo heads, chumps. Someone's gotta make a stand. I mean we're talkin bout practice!"


Mister Peabody
What does UBS stand for:

1. Underachieving Big Swinger
2. Underaged Beer Swiller
3. Universal Bisexual-rights Supporters
4. Unrelenting Ball Scavenger
5. Unbelievably Beaten by Sacramento

November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 9
2. NFL-Solomon 7
3. Hoosier Mick 5
3. TJ4499 5
4. Mister Peabody 4
5. BigBluMasochist 3
5. Redwing#19 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 2
6. Jellydonut 2
6. Cosmic Kellett 2
6. jjcraig81 2
6. jzinger34 2
6. Mr. Unknown! 2
6. kwelly 2
6. chirocolt 2
6. hoopsisbest 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. CZRT 1
7. CapoCapoCapo 1
7. Beaver56 1
7. Kilrbats 1
7. Beevillian 1
7. ktopp24 1
7. mefisher 1
7. Ooopsflynn 1
7. Sunnysidez86 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Jan 15, 2008
Posted on: November 20, 2008 12:35 am
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) NICK FALDO "HEY I REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN"

2) DEAR GOD, "I ASKED FOR A SON, NOT A TOOTHLESS ALCOHOLIC"

3) "HEY PAULIE, WHEN I GET THE OKAY, GO AHEAD AND WHACK HIM"

4) "I KNOW NEXT TIME IT'S GOING TO BE MY BALLS BEING SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER"

5) "HEY ALLEN, COACH CAUGHT US PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER IN THE SHOWERS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"




Since: Jan 23, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 10:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#1. I really could have used this many more on my Ryder Cup Team. #5. "You guys really haven't heard about my other two legs? Watch this."




Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 9:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) 10 over par? Not bad that's what I average now anyways.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 9:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) So you folks are pissed about the Ryder Cup?  Well I'm stinking drunk and dangerous, and I've taken enough of your bullsh**. Back off blokes.

2) AnJen thinks it's his usual Mountain Dew.  Daddy play trick on him, and it very funny.

3) Former IRA terrorists in exile, i.e. attending a futball, aka soccer game.  Still thinking about the good ole days.

4) You want Wimbledon, I give you Wimbledon.  You will not eat, you will not sleep, you will not dream anything but these balls.

5) Com'on man, put the shoes back on.  "No way, man, cause I heard him say PRACTICE.  I mean practice?  We're talkin bout practice? Go 'head an hide yo heads, chumps.  Someone's gotta make a stand.  I mean we're talkin bout practice!"




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 9:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1)  Nick Price using code to the CitiBank representative in charge of the bailout money the number of million dollars he expects to remain their sponsor. 

2)  Already selling marijuana in its Coffee shops and live sex shows in its theatres Amsterdam has reached a new low, Heineken in its sipper cups.

3)  Where did all the romance go?  Hard to believe by looking today is their 20th wedding anniversary.

4)  Okay, before we begin this game of tennis dodgeball, has everyone signed their liability waiver form?

5)  The rest of the Pistons, unable to keep up with Alan Iverson's fast break style, hopes these velcro sandles will slow him down a little.




Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 8:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

3. Guy on left thinking to himself: "Whats up with this weirdo next to me? It's not even cold.



Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 8:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. TEN! SHE'S A F***ING TEN!



Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 8:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

4. "In order to good at tennis, you must eat, sleep, and breathe tennis. Now eat this platter of tennis balls."



Since: Sep 30, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 8:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

5."I hope he puts his shoes back on soon. That stench is making my eyes water."


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