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Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
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Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 8:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?


Picture 1: After being asked, what the noise was under the table. Nick showed his hands, but refused to stand up.
Picture 2: China looks to win gold in hockey in 2016. Their prodigy might not pass the drug test though.
Picture 3: TMZ caught the guy ( J.P.)  from " Grandma's Boy ". They were surprised to find that he really talks like a computer.
Picture 4: At the John Mcenroe Training Center, like in the NFL, this guy had to bring in the K-balls ( kicking balls ).
Picture 5: Strip basketball. Charles Barkley was losing, and out of taste, their is no picture of him.



Since: Nov 3, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 7:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

# 2 Yo pops u da bomb, thanks for slipping the Jack in my sippy cup!

# 3 Gee wiz, whats the big deal? How was I supposed to know you didnt like a little mustard on your Hot Dog?

# 4 Well she did say get a pair of balls, so I figured whats a couple extra gonna hurt?

# 5 Yo brother get some Dr. Scholls for those sneakers would ya!




Since: Jun 27, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 7:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

5)  "If I can't wear the shoes, I can't wear the shoes. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about shoes. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about shoes. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about shoes, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about shoes. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last but we're talking about shoes man. How silly is that?"



Since: Jan 15, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 7:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. Five ... Five dollar foot longs

2. Heineken of Japan made from pure Nagasaki water...

3. Dude.. seriously quit farting

4.I am just holding these balls for a friend

5.  Bro.. the answer is put your stinky feet back in those shoes.. your killing me!!!




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 5:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

(Stealing from Mr Peabody...)

UBS:

1) Ultimate Bull Sh*tter

2) Unknown Baby Snatcher

3) Urban Butt Squeezers

4) Uniformly Balanced Scrotum-toter

5) Unapologetically Bogart's Shots




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 5:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

5.  Allen, Miami is whipping us, the coach is not gonna take us to the beach after this, take the sandals off



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 5:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

2.  Have a crabby child on your hands?  Then grab a big green bottle of Little Runts Rum and watch those whines turn to drunken giggles.  Get yours today.  Warning, Little Runts Rum can cause loss of balance resulting in massive visits from the tooth fairy.  Consult your pediatrition.



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 5:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1) "Yep... I like to squeeze in a round on Sunday, at this many o'clock...."

2) Japanese game shows dropped to a new low today when it was announced the fall season would include "Kiriko Kuro", where each contestant attempts to squeeze his kid through moving styrofoam while he drinks water from a metal container.   The one with the fewest teeth left, wins.

3) Even by squeezing tight, Jacques could not prevent his pre-soccer match dogs from barking the minute he and Jean St. Jean sat down... emptying the entire section of the stadium in the process...

4) Giving new meaning to the phrase "having his balls served on a platter.."

5) "Ohh, mannnn... did you have to take'em off now?  Even the girl behind us is about to pass out... I'll bet she thinks you just squeezed one out..."" 




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 5:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1.  Giving a motivational speech for their group, the Ugly Broads Society, the chairwoman offered to give Nick a hug.  Nick wisley took a pass.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 5:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

5.  Allen!  quick, look down.  That's that damn Joe with the camera over there.  You'll end on on his photo caption contest again.   DAMN!


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