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Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
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Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 4:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

4.  On rainy days, Eric has a statagy to keep the littler of puppies occupied and make in the house withou the muddy paw prints on his new pants. 



Since: Nov 18, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 4:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1)No hold on, I have 3 Open Championships and 3 masters and now Im stuck with CBS  - "psst it's UBS" ....oh ....wel who the hell is UBS

2) I'm sorry son, but my bottle opener was confiscated at the gates.

3) "Don't drop any balls, dont drop any balls, don't drop any balls, Oh gosh Maria Sharapova is looking. hehe

4) PRACTICE!..shit man I don't even need my shoes on to win with this team!




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 4:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

What does UBS stand for:

1.  Underachieving Big Swinger

2.  Underaged Beer Swiller

3.  Universal Bisexual-rights Supporters

4.  Unrelenting Ball Scavenger

5.  Unbelievably Beaten by Sacramento




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 4:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

3. Bazooka Joe has gone Goth.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 4:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

2. I feel so safe riding on Dad's shoulders, he's only dropped me twice--that I remember.



Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 4:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. "Wait a minute! Get your facts straight - Brenna was 20 when we met, not 17... and she was my thrid affair, but not my third wife - Valerie was my third wife, after being my fourth affair but we're divorced now... so HA! " 

2. Behind that healthy smile, there's a Crest  kid... with some drunk midget on his shoulders.

3. "C'mon, now. We agreed to grow mustaches together, didn't we? Be cool like me and stop being such a wuss..."

4. '"And you thought I didn't have the balls..."

5. Allen's incessant whistling of the theme to What's Happening!!  was fraying the last nerve of everyone in section 110.




Since: Aug 15, 2006
Posted on: November 19, 2008 3:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. Isn't this every male natural response when Anaka Sorenstam walks by?



Since: Jul 30, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 3:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. - Reporter - "Hey Nick, how many shots of whiskey did Daly do after yesterday's USB opening round before he went to Hooter's?"    Faldo-  "I'm not going to SAY how many, but......"

2. - "Beer.  It does a body good."

3. - "Long weiner, small bun" man and "matrix wannabe" man sure to make a peppy couple, don't they.

4. - Coach, when I asked if you could serve me some balls, this is definitely not what I had in mind.

5. - While wiping tears from their eyes - "For the millionth time, please Iverson,  pretty please with sugar on top.  Please put your damn hi-tops back on bro. We can't take it man, your feet smell nasty!"




Since: Oct 16, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 2:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#3 HELLO CLAREECE!!!



Since: Jul 29, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 2:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

3 - "I saw that picture yesterday! I can't believe you got caught with a weiner in your buns again!"

5 - "Damn Allen, dude, put your shoes back on!"



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