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Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
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Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

2. Heinenken unviels it's newest brew.  "Heinie jr"  So lite, even a child can enjoy it.

3. "I'm not talking to you, until we decide on the drapes"....... bitch

5. A.I.,     do they make Right Guard for the feet..... damn, put your shoes back on

1.Nick Faldo discusses how he got John Daly out of Hooters




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

4)  Thinking to himself:  "Roger Federer  what an A-hole,  Everybody else I throw the ball to them and they put it in their pocket.  This a$$clown wants them on platter personally delivered to him with a razor and his Gillete shaving cream!!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#4: NFL-Solomon:  "Have you seen Joe, lately?"

      
; TJ4499:  "Yeah, it's sad.  Ever since his bout with testicular cancer he has this perverse obsession with ball handling."

      NFL-Solomon:  "And fuzzy balls! Sad."




Since: May 16, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

A Nick Faldo Press Conference

1.  For those hearing impaired, Nick Faldo starts off his Press Conference by explaining in sign language how he would say, "Throw me the damn balls!"

2.  This Asian kid with one alligator arm and a hanging front tooth finds Nick's explanation, pretty humorous... then again he was on his third Heineken and everything was silly at that point.

3.  The English pressman whom brought the Gimp with him to the Conference was rather confused by the whole bloody thing... Not being able to relate to the American Football reference, he later introduced himself to the Asian kid and offered to kick the Gimp in the balls for one of the kid's Heinekens.

4.  This man would be the man who would "throw the damn balls" to ole Nick-O.  (He also doubles as the Gimp)

5.  Unlike Allen Iverson who put on his flip flops and got all stoked-up to witness this corky Press Conference, his teammates just could not bear to watch.




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#3:  I truly am sorry Pierre, I thought you knew what sodomy meant.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

5)  Allen Iverson does his best impersonation of his grandma during a blowout loss to Phoenix



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#2:  Unwritten beer drinking rule # 21:  Attempting to open beer bottles with your teeth could result in substantial tooth loss.



Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?


Let's Play Jeopardy!

1. The answer is 10. The question? Nick, how many times would you have "hit" Lara Bingle? 

2. The answer is 12. The question? How brains cells has this child killed today?
3. The answer is Hannibal Lecter. The Question? Who is the guy on the right trying to imitate?

4. The answer is "You can't be serious?" The question? What was John McEnroe's response when  told his record for balancing tennis balls on a racket had been broken?

5. The answer is B.O. The question? What new nickname have the Detroit Pistons giving A.I.? 



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#1:  Faldo emphatically denies he is the newest member of the Un - Bathed - Scrotum club.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

5)  Richard Hamilton: "Yo Allen,  I know I break the dress code with the mask and all, but man the Answer to curing this stench is putting the sneakers back on brutha.


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