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Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
Comments

Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#3:  Larry Craig anxiously awaits a 'toe tap' response at his new extra curricular activities locale, a public park bench.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

2)  "Ok son here is the next lesson in being a man...If you kill the hooker, you can always get your money back!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#2: Substituting beer for crack was not his father's first choice, but it was and step in the right direction and hopefully would save his teeth.




Since: Jan 18, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 1:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

1. "Let's see how Norman handles my new psych-out trick - jazz hands!"

2. Jun shan smiled as his son kissed the top of his head, but soon thereafter felt a sharp pain...

4. Who's the wise-ass that left the note in my locker saying "I'll have your balls on a platter"? 

 




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#5:  "Oh crap!  This is serious fellas...I just swallowed my tongue!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#5: "Hey check it!  Don't I look like one of'em rednecks from French Lick with a pinch between my cheek and gum?"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#5: "Real funny guys!  Now I'm gonna put back on my shoes and my false teeth better miraculously reappear in my possession!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#3:  "Dammit!  I grab one dog and miss the whole cricket girl in green act!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#1:  "Just give me ten tries and I promise I will coach a winning Ryder Cup team."



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?

#4:  Except for Agassi and Roddick, noone truly expected coach to 'have their balls on a platter' if they lost.


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