Blog Entry

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

Posted on: December 1, 2008 12:01 pm
Edited on: December 1, 2008 12:20 pm
 

Congrats to River_Rat, who unceremoniously brought home the November title! December will be another short month, as I'll be taking some vacation around the Christmas holiday. I believe the last day will be Thursday, Dec. 18, and I'll fire it up again on New Years Day. Good luck in December!






































Picture 1



































Picture 2




































Picture 3



































Picture 4



































Picture 5


1. In a desperate attempt to appease the brutal Philly faithful, Eagles coaches opt for a publicity stunt. Donovan McNabb would again be benched, but this time his replacement would be Ted the Turkey. To further improve public perception, the Philadelphia organization began to circulate rumors that Ted was actually the spawn of Reggie White and a 26 lb. Butterball.
2. The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, multiplied by 2, plus a Heineken.
3. Chris may have all the right moves, but a mismatched cumberbund will kill your chances at the prom every time.
4. Most men agree, the "motorboat access portal" is the absolute pinnacle in women's fashion.
5. For some sick reason, these "go until you see blood" wedgie competitions, sponsored by Preparation-H have taken over as Australia's new favorite sport.


December Scoreboard
No scores yet.
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975
Comments

Since: Dec 2, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 3:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

1.  ...and you thought you were a real American.
2.  ...obviously.
3.  The party has arrived.
4.  Can I have yo numba...can I have it?
5.  Dude!  I just wanted a little boost to see if it went in...this is a bit much.



Since: Oct 4, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 9:38 am
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

4)  Another rousing success story for the joint NBA-NTA (National Tracheotomy Association) venture....



Since: Oct 4, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 9:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

4)  MOM!!!?!!!!!



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: December 2, 2008 6:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

1 - The gayest statue of liberty play ever

2 - Do NOT do the Full Monty

3 - Tyrone, I cannot believe you wore white shoes after labor day.  Oh dear sweet Jesus, why are you showing me the black socks.  I just threw up a little in my mouth -- tastes like you, Tyrone.

4 - DO the Full Monty

5 - I see you are still trying to master the super wedgie bicycle kick.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 2, 2008 4:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey


delta80eight
1. Unfortunately, the game ended when John Madden stuffed a duck and a chicken inside Steve's a$$.

NFL-Solomon
2.) The American Association for the Mentally Challenged have started their annual pie sale fundraiser, unfortunately this year, they were next to the beer booth.

naterb
#3 - The Wayans Brothers remake of "Dumb & Dumber" was the worst remake movie in history.

NFL-Solomon
4.) Say isn't she a little old to be a cheerleader? I mean you can tell her age by counting her neck rings

BigBluMasochist
5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, Claus couldn't help but see for himself when coach said Dexter had "talent coming out of his a$$".


EagleMtnAirtax
Parts of A Turkey:
1. Neck
2. Guts
3. Wings
4. Breasts
5. Legs

December Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 2
2. naterb 1
2. delta80eight 1
2. EagleMtnAirtax 1
2. BigBluMasochist 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


jjcraig81
Since: Sep 18, 2007
Posted on: December 2, 2008 3:31 am
This comment has been removed.

Post Deleted by Administrator




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 1, 2008 10:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

Turkey Day Traditions Can Vary...

1) If you're the youngest cousin you have to wear the turkey suit if you want to play in the Thanksgiving Day family football game.

2) Some families don't worry much about the traditional meal and stick to the basics... like beer and pie.

3) Some families have their Thanksgiving dinner at a ballpark, in flashy tuxedos while carrying man-purses and trying not to get the crap beat out of them on the way to their car.

4) Some families ditch the regular festivities and attend a ballgame, especially when Mom is a cheerleader for the home team!

5) Some guys skip the Thanksgiving turkey and go straight to the Christmas goose!




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 1, 2008 10:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

1) Old "Shake 'n Bake" had eluded him for six Thanksgivings, but this year Jimmy was determined to sack this turkey. 




Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: December 1, 2008 10:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

5. Now thats what i call a wedgie

 




Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 1, 2008 10:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Leftover turkey

5) Sorry guy. From what I can see the myth about your race is false.


The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of CBS Sports or CBSSports.com