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Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

Posted on: December 2, 2008 11:55 am
Edited on: December 2, 2008 11:56 am
 

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December Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 2
2. naterb 1
2. delta80eight 1
2. EagleMtnAirtax 1
2. BigBluMasochist 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. Almost immediately, both Florida State and the 49ers saw the perfect opportunity to replace their horrible mascots.
2. The Kool-Aid Man was almost unstoppable at linebacker.
3. Everyone behind him laughed when Ronald said he thought there "was a gas leak somewhere around the mouth."
4. When will Bengals fans realize... If they made their bags out of a more durable material, they could get years of use out of each one. (Sorry, jzinger.)
5. Ogre, from Revenge of the Nerds, finishes planting cameras in the Omega Mu house. "Hey, more cushion..."
Comments

Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: December 3, 2008 6:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...


Picture 1: The Jerry Springer invitee: Why is the one girl topless?



Since: Nov 23, 2008
Posted on: December 3, 2008 2:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

1.) Oh Timmy, I'll be waiting here for you after the game!!



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 3, 2008 9:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

5. Solomon watches in agony, as yet another half-dressed female reverses tracks on her way to meet him in the shower. (Close your bedroom door, man. That collection of Star Trek figurines will scare them off every time!)

 

My wife is going to be so pi$$ed that I lost our playmate!




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 3, 2008 2:42 am
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

I'm gonna epic fail this one and get no points (which I guess I would have got either way). I remember the episode, and I think I recall that the side with the white faces first (aka left) were the oppressed ones, so I will go with Lokai (who I thought was Loki, but I am sure you are right). I only think I remember this because I thought they probably couldn't have done it the other way or it may have looked kinda racist.The planet I have zero good guess about, and actually zero bad guesses too hahaha.

I was about 10 times more a ST:TNG guy. I can probably get some good nerd points on that one should the day ever come. My cat's is named Spot after all.

Lokai is indeed correct. "Lokai, is white on the right side. All his people are white on the right side."- Commissioner Bele, and their homeworld is the very dead planet of Cheron.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 3, 2008 1:12 am
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

Tough day, Solomon... You just missed on three or four winners. Top-notch stuff all the way around today. You all had the entire editorial staff rolling... even put EKay in some kind of coughing fit!

ColoradoBulldog
1) I'll have the white meat please!

DR DR
2. Who in the heck decided to paint the sidelines wit grape jelly-- I mean GRAPE jelly-- and there's no peanut butter in sight?

BigBluMasochist
3. Linda's final exam for her Dramatic Acting Workshop - a re-enactment of the Quint death scene in Jaws - pretty much wiped out her entire semester's worth of hard work.

jzinger34
I can't not rip on the Bengals!!

* #4. A jzinger family photo?
* You now hard it is to keep this bag fresh for 9 years!
* He couldn't even stand to watch the game with two eyes!
* Either your Bengals fan or your wife told you that your were damn ugly!
* Unfortunately this is now the top selling item at Paul Brown Stadium!
* Actually Mike Brown is sooo cheap, He decided to save money on helmets!

jzinger34
#5. On this version of Home Makeover, the crew left a little something extra for the single mom!


TJ4499
Saturday night when I returned home after a long day of tailgating and football frenzy, my wife immediately began with the nagging and questioning just because I smelled like a micro brewery was conducting business in my gullet. So I began explaining the events of my day....after a few beers and some games of cornhole I swaggered a few moves with some painted freak who seemed to enjoy rubbing up against me as she passed me in the stands and that's how I got gold and red paint on my shirt (#1) then I and my stained clothes was escorted away (#2) for some b.s. reasons of inappropriate uninvited touching of another fan...whatever....then I momentarily escaped the grasp of the "mickey mouse police" just in time to empty the brats and beer I had earlier into some really soft cushiony waste container they conveniently located on the sidelines (#3) probably for the players and except for a few faint gags and screams, I don't think they minded me using it. Next I publicly displayed my annoyance with the new seats they placed me in with my creative advertising (#4) letting the other fans know I felt violated and had been majorly corn-holed! Then the game ended, don't remember who won, but I immediately bolted home as fast as I could to you, sweetheart, you sexy thang...wanna grab a shower (#5) with you studly love muffin?...hiccup.... grrrr...I've got that lovin' feeling sweet thang!


December Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 2
1. BigBluMasochist 2
1. jzinger34 2
2. naterb 1
2. delta80eight 1
2. ColoradoBulldog 1
2. DR DR 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 3, 2008 12:25 am
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

NFL Soloman

Let's test:(no points awarded) If gold were white, and red was black, what race would be these two in picture #1 Commissioner Bele's, or the Rebel Lokai's?

Bonus question (even more no points), What planet were they both from?

(no googling)

I'm gonna epic fail this one and get no points (which I guess I would have got either way). I remember the episode, and I think I recall that the side with the white faces first (aka left) were the oppressed ones, so I will go with Lokai (who I thought was Loki, but I am sure you are right). I only think I remember this because I thought they probably couldn't have done it the other way or it may have looked kinda racist.The planet I have zero good guess about, and actually zero bad guesses too hahaha.

I was about 10 times more a ST:TNG guy. I can probably get some good nerd points on that one should the day ever come. My cat's is named Spot after all.
5. Solomon watches in agony, as yet another half-dressed female reverses tracks on her way to meet him in the shower. (Close your bedroom door, man. That collection of Star Trek figurines will scare them off every time!)



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 10:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

5) Ron Jeremy's son's debut for the upcoming movie " Inside Debbie's Shower " wasn't what he expected.



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 10:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

2) When Harvin yelled for "Gatorade" he meant the drink....not ( gator-aide ) 2 trainers to help him." I only wanted a drink you fools I don't need your assistance, now I'm forced to miss the next play ".



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 10:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

4) The truth to this pic is that the man is actually comissioner Roger Goodell and not only is he ashamed of being a Bengals fan, but fears for his life.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 10:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

NFL Soloman

Let's test:(no points awarded) If gold were white, and red was black, what race would be these two in picture #1 Commissioner Bele's, or the Rebel Lokai's?

Bonus question (even more no points), What planet were they both from?

(no googling)

I'm gonna epic fail this one and get no points (which I guess I would have got either way). I remember the episode, and I think I recall that the side with the white faces first (aka left) were the oppressed ones, so I will go with Lokai (who I thought was Loki, but I am sure you are right). I only think I remember this because I thought they probably couldn't have done it the other way or it may have looked kinda racist.The planet I have zero good guess about, and actually zero bad guesses too hahaha.

I was about 10 times more a ST:TNG guy. I can probably get some good nerd points on that one should the day ever come. My cat's is named Spot after all.


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