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Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

Posted on: December 2, 2008 11:55 am
Edited on: December 2, 2008 11:56 am
 

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December Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 2
2. naterb 1
2. delta80eight 1
2. EagleMtnAirtax 1
2. BigBluMasochist 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. Almost immediately, both Florida State and the 49ers saw the perfect opportunity to replace their horrible mascots.
2. The Kool-Aid Man was almost unstoppable at linebacker.
3. Everyone behind him laughed when Ronald said he thought there "was a gas leak somewhere around the mouth."
4. When will Bengals fans realize... If they made their bags out of a more durable material, they could get years of use out of each one. (Sorry, jzinger.)
5. Ogre, from Revenge of the Nerds, finishes planting cameras in the Omega Mu house. "Hey, more cushion..."
Comments

Since: Dec 2, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 3:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

1.  Well, we have found at least one good reason to go to a 49ers game.  Next week she's coming sans bikini...get your tickets now.
2.  Maybe next time you'll share your Kool-Aid like a good little boy.  Now nobody gets to drink it.
3.  This just confirms our worries about T-Rac and his ravenous hunger before games.  Next week we'll bring a bucket of KFC.
4.  The saddest part of the Bengals season is that 1-14-1 isn't going to get them the first overall pick.  Eh, maybe next year Bengals.
5.  With his new MySpace profile picture, Bill is guaranteed some hot action this weekend.  Hot is loosely defined.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 3:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

Saturday night when I returned home after a long day of tailgating and football frenzy, my wife immediately began with the nagging and questioning just because I smelled like a micro brewery was conducting business in my gullet.  So I began explaining the events of my day....after a few beers and some games of cornhole I swaggered a few moves with some painted freak who seemed to enjoy rubbing up against me as she passed me in the stands and that's how I got gold and red paint on my shirt (#1) then I and my stained clothes was escorted away (#2) for some b.s. reasons of inappropriate uninvited touching of another fan...whatever....then I momentarily escaped the grasp of the "mickey mouse police" just in time to empty the brats and beer I had earlier into some really soft cushiony waste container they conveniently located on the sidelines (#3) probably for the players and except for a few faint gags and screams, I don't think they minded me using it.  Next I publicly displayed my annoyance with the new seats they placed me in with my creative advertising (#4) letting the other fans know I felt violated and had been majorly corn-holed!  Then the game ended, don't remember who won, but I immediately bolted home as fast as I could to you, sweetheart, you sexy thang...wanna grab a shower (#5) with you studly love muffin?...hiccup.... grrrr...I've got that lovin' feeling sweet thang!



Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 3:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

5. When the club decided to offer shower dances, most guys knew that the stripper goes in the shower not vice versa.



Since: Oct 16, 2007
Posted on: December 2, 2008 3:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

1. Yes, Capt. Kirk, Tiberius is a sexy middle name, but my 2-tone Jim Morrison here is the only man I'll ever truly love.

2. Who in the heck decided to paint the sidelines wit grape jelly-- I mean GRAPE jelly-- and there's no peanut butter in sight?

3. C'mon, you band guys, are you sure my keys are in here? (snickers from the horn section).

4. I thought you had to wear paper bag pants to get bungalized.

5. Hey dorm folks, showering with your jeans can help you change your laundry money into beer money!




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 2:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

4) unstable, psychotic Bengal fan suddenly rattled from his nap by two kids' loogie contest




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: December 2, 2008 2:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

5) Gary has always been "johnny on the spot" when it comes to bars of soap dropped around showers across households of America.



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: December 2, 2008 2:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

1) Sure she seems hot now, but when the paint doesn't come off it's kinda creepy.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 2:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

The All WWJKD - What Would Jim Kirk Do? Compendium


1.) Screw green animal women, hey, that's a great idea. On second thought, I'll screw this one, then I can cross red animal woman and gold animal woman off my list.
2.) Wimp, Jim Kirk got stabbed in the back and still had the cohones to launch a flying leg kick.
3.) Unlike the Lizard God Vaal, into which people took their sacrifices, the much smaller God Spot was not taken seriously by Kirk, so he booted this guy into it's mouth.
4.) This is how Kirk's opponents felt after messing with him, but instead of paper bags, they were often left wearing their own a$$es as hats.
5.) Captain Kirk calmly shuts this idiot in the Agony Booth and then orders "Full Duration, plus an hour."



Since: Oct 3, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 1:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

#1 Damn Mr. Harvin on Florida looks really good. I hope i can ditch this emo losser and get with him!

#2 Harvin " That FSU fan just jumped on my back and was saying some pretty dirty stuff. man she messed up my back

#4 Mr. Harvin finshes on a bengal fan.

#5 where is that FSU chick I'll help her wash off that paint?




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: December 2, 2008 1:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

3) Kristin was having second thoughts on one of the free dogs recovered from the Michael Vick dogfighting ring.


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