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Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

Posted on: December 2, 2008 11:55 am
Edited on: December 2, 2008 11:56 am
 

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1. Almost immediately, both Florida State and the 49ers saw the perfect opportunity to replace their horrible mascots.
2. The Kool-Aid Man was almost unstoppable at linebacker.
3. Everyone behind him laughed when Ronald said he thought there "was a gas leak somewhere around the mouth."
4. When will Bengals fans realize... If they made their bags out of a more durable material, they could get years of use out of each one. (Sorry, jzinger.)
5. Ogre, from Revenge of the Nerds, finishes planting cameras in the Omega Mu house. "Hey, more cushion..."
Comments

Since: Mar 18, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 1:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

5) What's that?...yeah I always wear these jeans, even in the shower and this is because they are my lucky jeans!  I got to second base while wearing them during my first year at the DeVry Institute!



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 1:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

Fund Raising $$$:

1. Paint yourself from head to toe, find a corner and strike a pose.

2. Offer to provide security for your team's best injured player.

3. Entertain the comedic thought of being the butt of every joke.

4. Expose yourself as a die-hard fan on National Television.

5. Tell the guys you'll clean the shower with your tongue.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

2.) Security Officer Harvin is not fooling anyone with the white paint over his red shirt, and has to be escorted to the transporter by security.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 1:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

1. Later when the colors ran together, her parents knew she had been up to something with her boyfriend after the game.

or

1. Brittany Spears - a closet Niner fan.

or

1. Ironically, Brad's nipples were harder.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 12:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

2.) Football Officer Mr. Harvin attempts the only used once manuever of the double neck pinch.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 12:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

3.) In order to shame and humiliate the Referees and keep them from making horrible calls, all replay booths are now being disguised as seeing eye dogs.



Since: Oct 4, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

4)  Lions fans everywhere gaze longingly  at the next rung up on the ladder of respectability.....



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: December 2, 2008 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

#3. Unfortunately the ugliest of the cheerleaders had to prove it was a "Dog Eat Dog" world!



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 2, 2008 12:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

1.) Kirk: That's OK Mr. Spock, I'll deal with this situation personally in my quarters. On second thought, give the male one a neck pinch first. 



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: December 2, 2008 12:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...

#1. Unfortunately her first child was born came out half orange and half blue. Divorce papers were soon filed!


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