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Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

Posted on: December 9, 2008 12:28 pm
 

Since our photo caption writers are the smartest, funniest most special people on the site, I wanted to make sure that you are all aware of the college football bowl project I have going on.

Basically, I'm looking for a great, short (less than 150 words total) Community preview for each bowl game. The best for each game will be featured on our bowl pages. If you're interested, check out the threads for complete instructions!





















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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 4
1. Hoosier Mick 4
2. BigBluMasochist 3
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. jzinger34 2
4. naterb 1
4. PP-Super Freak 1
4. delta80eight 1
4. ColoradoBulldog 1
4. DR DR 1
4. jcvg 1
4. JimyJaymz 1
4. Mister Peabody 1
4. River_Rat 1
4. Mr Unknown! 1
4. dadzilla 1
4. kimski518 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


1. John Barnes, 1962-2008.
2. Darth Vader was not happy when this picture turned up on the web. "Cauuughhh Shhhhhhh.... Cauuughhh Shhhhhhh... I thought you called in sick on Sunday, Mark? Cauuughhh Shhhhhhh.... If you weren't already a Bengals fan, I would use the force to choke you out right now."
3. Little known fact: Flossing causes the hip-hop community to swallow a combined 2.7 pounds of diamonds each year.
4. "Whoa whoa whoa whoa... What do you mean, 'Don't worry, we have a cup to catch them in.'!?"
5. The Polish fishing fleet was not only horribly ineffective, but also fairly disturbing to look at... and that's before taking in to account all the horrendous accidents that come with using your Speedo as a tackle box.
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Since: Feb 24, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 11:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

1) After winning the annual "Moron of the Year" Award, Dick doused himself with Gatorade.

2) "Aw, who put the bag of doritos in the washing machine?"

3) This is the only picture that exists of the Black Boogeyman.

4) "Is this a bad time to say that I have to use the bathroom?"

5) In the words of Clevon Little (Blazing Saddles) "Where all the white women at?"




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2008 12:22 am
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

River_Rat
1. Even though he was in denial, Solomon shows that he still has an uncontrollable drinking problem.

GBEAR
2) "Hey, Hey, Hey, Get your finger out of there."

NFL-Solomon
3.) This is the worst case of teethsles (Teeth Measles) I've ever seen, probably comes from letting his homeless buudies write on him with dirty needles.

NFL-Solomon
4.) Not many B-list stars went on to fame and fortune after appearing on the show "Knife Throwing Practice with the Stars."

ColoradoBulldog
5) Oh gawd not NOW anytime but now ...why now please gawd NO......uhmmmm ......let's see the bcs really is not working we need a playoff system for college football...oh my gawd that is not working....uhmmm ......what is up with the designated hitter it's not fair to American league pitchers....still not working and I think it is becoming more noticeable....help lord.......oh gawd please...Rosie O'Donnell naked!...Rosie O'Donnell naked!....Rosie O'Donnell naked!...Rosie O'Donnell naked! ......Rosie O'Donnell naked!....Rosie O'Donnell naked!....finally...thank you lord it is going away!


kmvenne
Future TV shows, with channel, for these people:

1) Survivorman 2: Survivng Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection: Discovery
2) Sneak Peek: Future Ways George Lucas Will Remaster and Ruin a Classic Movie: A&E
3) 7 O'clock Evening News (lead anchor): BET
4) Are You Manlier Then a 5th Grader (anatomically speaking)?: FOX (Whatever you do, don't miss a question!)
5) All 24 hours of programming: LOGO

December Scoreboard

1. kmvenne 5
2. Hoosier Mick 4
2. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 3
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. delta80eight 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. TJ4499 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2008 11:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

5.   Since the economy is bad and jobs are leaving the U.S., union leader Bill rounded up his fellow recently "downsized" ex-coworkers to swim across the Pacific Ocean, in an attempt to get their old jobs back.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2008 11:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

I couldn't resist.....

4) The innovative yet sickening sequel video to "2 Girls 1 Cup"  would not go over nearly as big with the internet masses.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2008 11:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

Ah.. You found it.



Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2008 11:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

1.  First it's Joe Namath drunk on monday night football...now Terry Bradshaw on a sunday afternoon.  Where will it stop??



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2008 11:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

That's odd, when I look at your profile page, it has this under motto:It's on the blog... top right on this page.



Since: Nov 17, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2008 10:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

1.   Does anyone know who ate my volcano taco?

2.   Even though it's not a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, storm troopers...still get picked on.

3.   So that's what Micheal Jackson would look like if he were born 20 years later.

4.   You think he's nervous, imagine what his wife is thinking!!!!

5.   The "Polar Bear Club" just waiting for winter




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2008 10:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

5) Her fan club showed up as fast as they could but by the time they made it to the beach, Brooke Burke had danced away!



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2008 10:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: That crazy guy from TV...

4) The cup is just a prop, the real safety equipment is the depends diaper they had Tony put on backstage.


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