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Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

Posted on: December 10, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: December 10, 2008 12:17 pm
 

The Top 5 Santa videos
1. Santa goes Gangsta
2. Santa wrecks himself
3. 'Smashy' the reindeer
4. Santa's Crib
5. Santa mauled by reindeer






































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Picture 5

December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 5
2. Hoosier Mick 4
2. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 3
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. delta80eight 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. TJ4499 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



1. "Those elves are definitely getting a pay raise after this one! X-ray cameras rule!"
2. Pablo had seen enough... his sandwiches had been "disappearing" for far too long.
3. "You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip I dip we dip."
4. "OK, that's some decent scroll saw work, but are they really calling this a trophy? I mean, this is like something my kids would make me for Father's Day."
5. The messed up part: Marie "The Spidergirl" Morris had absolutely no problem finding a date.
Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 11, 2008 8:55 am
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

1. You better not shout, you better not cry,
You better not pout I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is jacking it to a picture of you on his iPhone.

Well done Delta, that's got to be right up there with the funniest ones I've seen here.




Since: Nov 28, 2008
Posted on: December 11, 2008 12:17 am
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

1) God I love my naughty list!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2008 11:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

delta80eight
1. You better not shout, you better not cry,
You better not pout I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is jacking it to a picture of you on his iPhone.

Hoosier Mick
2) "Oh crap! Oh crap! I don't see a shred of it. My Professor of Science History is never going to believe my dyslexic dog saw my paper entitled "GOD" - thought it was his - and ate it! Oh crap! I can't believe that really happened!"

kmvenne
3) The ref was forced to call a Flamboyant 1 on the coach after this egregious violation of his personal man-space.

ShakeEmOff
4.Much better than last years trophy which was a rock with Champion written in crayon

Mister Peabody
5. No matter how much of a freak she was, Tanya finally realized people were only staring at her boobs.


momluvsfootball
Angst of new relationships:

1) Him: "Hope my viagra kicks in"
Her: "I better be careful, would't look good if he died of a heart attack on me. Especially on Christmas Eve".

2) Man: "At least he can't say no"
Dog: "I'm going to rip him to shreds once he gets off me"

3) Ref: "Come on, just one grope"
Coach: "I told you I wasn't out yet"

4) "There's no way they'll be able to get me for violating the restraining order, since they won't recognize me behind this"

5) Man: "Now if I can find a way just to flip over without disturbing her position"
Girl: "I'm a dolphin, I'm a dolphin"


December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
4. BigBluMasochist 3
5. jzinger34 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. delta80eight 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. TJ4499 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 11:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

1) Oh the weather outside is frightful... but the view inside is so delightful.

And since we've no place to go... Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!




Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 10:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

2. After hearing the barking jingle bells song for the millionth time, John snaps and tries to rip out his dogs vocal cords.



Since: Nov 21, 2006
Posted on: December 10, 2008 10:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

1. When Macy's finally wised up to Steve's "Level 3" status, he had to resort to other means to fulfill his pedophilic urges.



Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 10:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

4. Hearing the chants of "you got wood" Henrik tries to hide behind this lame trophy.



Since: Sep 23, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 10:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

3. Since the Tim Donahey incident, ref's have to supplement their income by resorting to pick pocketing. But most coaches are on to them.



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 10:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

2) "Oh crap! Oh crap! I don't see a shred of it. My Professor of Science History is never going to believe my dyslexic dog saw my paper entitled "GOD" - thought it was his - and ate it! Oh crap! I can't believe that really happened!"



Since: Dec 8, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2008 10:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!

1."Someones going on my naughty list.....i hope mrs.claus doesnt see this"

2."Im tired of fluffy eating my bean burritos.....IM GOING IN!"

3.Coach-"Why are you rubbing my fingers?"     
;  Ref-"ill tell you what im not doing.....im not feeling for a wedding ring

4."How is this a trophy? Where am i gonna put it.....on my mantle in dam?"

5.Its a good thing having extra legs isnt illegal



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