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Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

Posted on: December 11, 2008 12:33 pm
Edited on: December 11, 2008 12:50 pm
 
Since our photo caption writers are the smartest, funniest most special people on the site, I wanted to make sure that you are all aware of the college football bowl project I have going on.

Basically, I'm looking for a great, short (less than 150 words total) Community preview for each bowl game. The best for each game will be featured on our bowl pages. If you're interested, check out the threads for complete instructions!

























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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
4. BigBluMasochist 3
5. jzinger34 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. delta80eight 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. TJ4499 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. As the gang of Easter Bunnies approached, both sides knew that this would be their final battle.
2. John Daly and a kangaroo... just imagine the possibilities... I'll bet that John teaches one to smoke cigarettes!
3. Michael Phelps: Inspiring gawky, upperclass, white teenagers for over three months!
4. "That's right boys, take it all off. One of my aides will now be passing out cigars to each of you..."
5. "No, really, he's been asking everyone to taste his big, sweaty butt. Heck... He asked me right before the game, and when I declined, he asked the club house attendant. I'm telling you, he's either gone gay or crazy."
Comments

Since: Oct 2, 2006
Posted on: January 14, 2009 6:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

pic#2daly:

kangaroo beer caddy.....




Since: Feb 26, 2007
Posted on: December 12, 2008 5:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

1.)  Ho,Ho,Ho.....Ho!



Since: Nov 30, 2008
Posted on: December 12, 2008 5:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

1. NFL referees take a halftime break during the Eagles - Giants game. 2. John Daily drives a squirrel 350 yards, next up, a baby Kangaroo. 3. Johnny Feltcher, youngest celebrity stalker, according to Guiness. 4. Former President Bill Clinton, models the Bruins NEW alternet jersey before the game. 5. Aaahh,...You're right, passing gas on court is waaay better than holding it in until after the game!




Since: Nov 30, 2008
Posted on: December 12, 2008 4:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

1. NFL referees take a half time break between the Eagles - Giants game.

2. John Daily drives a squirrel 350 yards, next up a baby Roo.

3. Young Johnny Feltcher, the youngest celebrity stalker, according to Guiness.

4. Former President Clinton models the Bruins new alternet jersey moments before the game.

5. Aahhh,...You're right, passing gas on the court is waaaaay better than holding it until the end of the game.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 12, 2008 2:01 am
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

TJ4499
#1: Which one of these ladies isn't shaven?

Happy4Jets
2. Shortly after this shot, Daly was asked to leave the zoo...and to stop blaming the monkey's on 6 for being 3 over par

ColoradoBulldog
3) Okay...I got the book .....now all I need is to grow three more feet, miraculously get some talent and then somehow stay focused and dedicated to learning how to swim for more than five minutes and I can be the next............hey is Terrell Owen's book over there..........

BigBluMasochist
4. "Sorry fellas, I just had get away from the missus. You know - 'blah blah blah... sectretary of state is an insult... blah blah blah... Barack can kiss my wrinkled white ass, blah blah blah... stop cheating on me, blah blah blah...' - you fellas know what I'm sayin' right? C'mon, who want to give me some up top?"

kmvenne
5) Kobe: So, does Shaq still try to play words like Shaqtastic every time he plays Scrabble?

Nash: Yea. Nobody has the heart to tell him Shaqtastic isn't even in the official Scrable dictionary anymore, Shaq hasn't been anything close to Shaqtastic for a few years now.


Redwing#19

What Holiday Movie DO These Remind You Of.

1. Miracle on 34th Street. If any of these ladies make a buck, it will be a miracle.
2. Bad Santa. John's got this character down pat. It's the role he's been training for his whole life.
3. A Christmas Story. "I want an official Micheal Phelps No Limit, hard bound, first edition, autographed copy, book!!
4. It's a Wonderful Life. Who wants to be Me! Making $250,000 for 2 hours of work? Where do I sign up?
5. Home Alone. Nobody wants to play with you Kobe.

December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
4. delta80eight 2
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. ColoradoBulldog 2
4. TJ4499 2
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. ShakeEmOff 1
5. Happy4Jets 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: December 12, 2008 1:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

I think it is a girl. Tight ponytail? 

No, I think it's another future banana hammock-er emulating Phelps by shaving his egghead.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 11, 2008 11:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

#3 - I literally thought this was a girl in the picture when I saw the smaller picture on the community page. Wow.I think it is a girl. Tight ponytail? 

Either way... sucks to be that unisex little bugger.



Since: Nov 11, 2008
Posted on: December 11, 2008 11:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

1.  Business just isn't the same round Christmas time.
2.  As Big John watched his ball soar into the distance, he realized he needed a snack...there was only one option.
3.  This kid needs at least 11,500 more calories to catch up
4.  "A pep-talk huh...Well boys, if you go down, just make sure someone else has gone down first if you catch my drift."
5.  "Next time Shaq suggests something, I'm just gonna say no.  Now my teeth match my jersey."



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 11, 2008 10:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

1) America beware!! This photo wasn't to be leaked out. The Postal Service was conducting uniform fittings as well as checking employee numbers before their next holiday strike.



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 11, 2008 10:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

2) A drunk and misled Daly swung at what he thought was his ball, but later realized it was a daisy and the kangaroo is actually pointing out where Daly's ball really is. 


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