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Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:57 am
 

Just a reminder to anyone who's shooting for the December title: Scoring ends this Thursday!






















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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
4. delta80eight 2
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. ColoradoBulldog 2
4. TJ4499 2
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. ShakeEmOff 1
5. Happy4Jets 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. "OK, ladies... Anyone who sits on Santa's lap can have anything they want for Christmas!"
2. "Here we go again," thought Timmy. "Another one of 'mommy's friends' who thinks taking me to a game will get mommy to put out."
3. ...and for the third time that week, Reggie Williams was thrown out of the sauna for "inappropriate touching".
4. Even Moore's teammates agreed... the "At least I'm not a Bengal" taunt was a low blow.
5. Human foosball ratings decreased drastically when the female leagues opted to replace the skirt uniforms.
Comments

Since: Oct 3, 2008
Posted on: December 16, 2008 10:23 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

1. Ha ha funny can you please bring out the good looking cheerleaders now!

2. hey kid how would you feel, seeing me coming out of your moms room tomorrow morning?

3,. Damn that is some good shit. I feel like i'm floating on a cloud.

4. I'm Ocho Cinco, Nigga

5. Where did my ass go




Since: Dec 7, 2008
Posted on: December 16, 2008 8:32 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

1) HOE, HOE, HOE x 3,  I wonder if these bells will pass as beads.

2) See son, as long as we feed mommy the beers, we can come to all the games you want.

3) Walking through Matt Jones section of the locker room.

4) Yeah, my helmet ain't big enough to fit my head. Oh yeah, I stayed at a holiday inn express last night.

5) Your butt makes my boobs look small.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: December 16, 2008 7:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

Did you not win for July? I have you marked as the winner.

No, I did win in July, that's what I meant about screwing up. I screwed up and won instead of coming in 2nd.




Since: Aug 5, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2008 2:08 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

1. "ho, ho, tease..."

2. In creepy goat voice, "Hey babe, guess why it says 14ers on my jersey!"

3. Doin the bull dance, feeling the flow, it's circular.

4. "Do I have any cavities?"

5. She can't do flips without the pole.




Since: Jan 7, 2008
Posted on: December 16, 2008 12:29 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

1 santa wants to replace the elves with these lovely ladies but i think mrs. clause will have something to say about that

2 the kid is thinking " man why couldn't we have gone to a game with a cooler mascot "

3  coach i told you you shouldn't of laeft cheech and chong in the locker room by them selves

4 what do you mean it doesn't matter that i finally caught a pass . damn holding on the o-line again

5these dancers are excited that the kincks finally won a game

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2008 12:21 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

Train Derailer
1) Santa was promised that, if he brought a winning season to the Dolphins, he could finally quit the Christmas gig and retire in Miami.

Jellydonut
2) The 49'ers aren't even 1/3 of the team they used to be in the 90's.

Train Derailer
3) Reggie Williams, the Jaguars worst barbecuer three years in a row.

Mister Peabody
4. Ocho Cinco "How bad do you guys suck?? You just got beat by US!"

tootexy
5. This is really gonna hurt with this hip pointer of mine.


hacknslice
Former patients of the now defunct NFL-Solomon clinic for troubled souls:

1) Bill Parcells, fresh out of the psycho ward, is now stalking cheerleaders by impersonating Santa.
2) "Jimmy, meet your new Daddy. I met him in Alcohol Rehab.
3) "Dammit, foiled by Matt Jones and his powder-filled exploding footbal prank.
4) Sadly, Chad Johnson left the penile injection clinic a tad too early.
5) Head Cheerleader Amberlynn forgot to look in the mirror before leaving the plastic surgery unit.


December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. Mister Peabody 3
5. jzinger34 2
5. Train Derailer 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. delta80eight 2
5. ColoradoBulldog 2
5. TJ4499 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. Jellydonut 1
6. tootexy 1
6. hacknslice 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. Redwing#19 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. Happy4Jets 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

Santa is so Jolly because:

1) Much to the dismay of Mrs. Claus and the relief of the reindeer, Santa found a team willing to "pull his sleigh" every Friday night for $50 a pop...

2) He was able to give Falkor the Luck Dragon from "The Never Ending Story" and his family season NBA tickets for Christmas...

3) He was able to give Reggie Williams superhero "puff of smoke" invisibility on the season -- and he REALLY used it well...

4) Ocho Cinco made Santa's naughty list for his 35th consecutive year...

5) He helped Susan find the lower back injury Claus in her cheerleading labor union contract...




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

Santa is so jolly because:

1) Much to the dismay of Mrs. Claus, Santa found a new Team willing to pull his sleigh for $50 a pop... and the reindeer are grateful.




Since: Mar 19, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

Santa is so jolly because:

1) This




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...

1) Santa feels a little tingling in the ol' yule log Mrs. Claus hasn't been able to stir up for about 318 years.

3) Much like a groundhog, when Reggie Williams sees the remains of their smoldering season it will be at least another 13 months of no playoffs for Jacksonville.

4) For reasons unknown, Chad Johnson throws his helmet off and tries to goad the Redskins D into taking it from scrimmage again, this time using Australian rules.

(My absence of late was the result of numerous professional, family, and other personal obligations. Thanks for the welcome back. I might be a little inconsistent while I take care of a few things, but I'll try to be more consistent with my nonsense. I'm a bit out of practice!)



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