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Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

Posted on: December 18, 2008 12:40 pm
Edited on: December 18, 2008 12:55 pm
 

This will be the final day of competition until the new year. Again... Thanks to everyone who played in 2008. This contest never fails to give me a laugh, even on the dreariest
of days, and I hope it's been as fun for you all as it has been for me!

Happy Holidays!





















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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. Hoosier Mick 6
2. NFL-Solomon 6
2. Mister Peabody 6
3. BigBluMasochist 4
3. Train Derailer 4
4. jzinger34 3
4. River_Rat 3
5. delta80eight 2
5. ColoradoBulldog 2
5. TJ4499 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. Jellydonut 1
6. tootexy 1
6. hacknslice 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. Redwing#19 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. Happy4Jets 1
6. ChicagoLaw21 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


1. Nobody minded having Steve the Polar Bear living on their street... until neighborhood children began to go missing.
2. "Whaaat?! Least it ain't my sister this time."
3. Everyone agreed that it was creative, but it didn't take long for the league to make the Steelers knew play illegal.
4. "Damn! You guys see that chick in section 137? I got four words for you... Ba-Donk-A-Donk."
5. Holding the balls was one thing, but once they put the head of the microphone next to his face, and squirted him in the eye, Raul finally realized that he was being set up for Shuless Joe's photo caption contest.
Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 19, 2008 1:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

Congrats kmvenne well done, you had some great stuff this month as in the past.  Merry Christmas to all that are the Joe-a-holics.  And remember the reason for the season.  Have a good one.  



Since: Jul 28, 2008
Posted on: December 19, 2008 10:09 am
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

2.  The future govorner and first dude of Alaska



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 19, 2008 4:26 am
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

Congrats to kmvenne, who came out of nowhere to best some of the long-timers in December!

I'll be on vacation starting Saturday, but I'll be checking in regularly, so feel free to shoot me a PM if you need anything. Aside from that... recharge your batteries, and I'll get the contest up and running again on the first day of 2009. I expect to see everyone back (at least by the afternoon when the hangovers begin to wear off).   HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Train Derailer
1) Bob the polar bear's efforts to appear like a productive member of society were only fronts to his bloodthirsty quest to bludgeon and consume penguins.

Train Derailer
2) His love for Nik-Nak was pure, but she was only using him for the meager publicity afforded by sled-race victories, hoping to parlay her fame into a role in "All Dogs Go to Heaven 3", rumored to start production next spring.

kmvenne
3) Braylon Edwards' English half brother, Sir Brawick Edwards, would proceed to drop the ball a moment later. Guess it runs in the family.

NFL-Solomon
4.) Although known for being eccentric, everyone knew Kevin Garnett had finally lost it when he began playing his invisible accordion and rapping the Pennsylvannia Polka.

PHILSGOOD
Picture 5: Joe said his Dolly Parton dream almost came true, one night in Knoxville.


BigBluMasochist
A tribute to the original MATCH GAME show of the 1970's, and it's host the late Gene Rayburn...
1. Pete the Polar Bear was so dumb... How dumb was he?... He was so dumb he though he was shoveling _*blank* _ .
2. Lonely Lenny was so lonely... How lonely was he?... He was so lonely, that on Christmas morning he _*blank-ed*_ his dog under the misletoe.
3. Ron the Rugby player said, "I don't know why my back hurts. But this morning when I woke up I felt a _*blank*_ in the shower..."
4. Kevin Garnett is easily shocked... even at tonight's game, he clearly overacted when he say Paul Pierce _*blank*_.

December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. NFL-Solomon 7
3. Hoosier Mick 6
3. Mister Peabody 6
3. Train Derailer 6
4. BigBluMasochist 5
5. jzinger34 3
5. River_Rat 3
6. delta80eight 2
6. ColoradoBulldog 2
6. TJ4499 2
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. PHILSGOOD 1
7. naterb 1
7. Jellydonut 1
7. tootexy 1
7. hacknslice 1
7. PP-Super Freak 1
7. ColoradoBulldog 1
7. DR DR 1
7. jcvg 1
7. JimyJaymz 1
7. Mr Unknown! 1
7. dadzilla 1
7. kimski518 1
7. GBEAR 1
7. Redwing#19 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. ShakeEmOff 1
7. Happy4Jets 1
7. ChicagoLaw21 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*December Winner: kmvenne
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 19, 2008 3:39 am
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas to Shu-less Joe and all the Caption Contest Posters!  - Let's hope Santa brings Joe a pair of shus for Christmas


I hope so too... I asked for some new golf shus this year!



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 18, 2008 11:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

It's time to get ready for Christmas!

1.  Santa's helpers clear the runway for the reindeer while

2.  the elves kiss their loved ones goodbye prior to the midnight run.  Meanwhile,

3.  some last minute product testing before packaging. 

4. K.G. informs santa  of how long the naughty list is and

5. Santa's PR guy  warns the kids to get to bed early and get some shut eye!



PigeonBand!
Since: Nov 12, 2007
Posted on: December 18, 2008 10:35 pm
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Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 18, 2008 10:09 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU JOE, AND ALL THE POSTERS ON CBS.  See you in 2009 after a 2 wk vacation. I look forward to more funny pics and captions.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: December 18, 2008 10:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

2)  A hypnotized Shallow Hal thinks he's kissing a gorgeous blonde model, but she is really quite a dog.



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 18, 2008 10:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

4) Hey Nash. Remember " white man can't jump"? Well after that lame attempt I'm here to tell you 5 feet doesn't quite cut it in my house little man.



Since: Sep 18, 2008
Posted on: December 18, 2008 9:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Happy Holidays!

3) Aye Murray thanks for the lift.......Yea whatever Jeff NOW GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!


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